Waffles
Xander Smith
Tennessee, United States
Currently Offline
Favorite Game
5,855
Hours played
74
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5,855 Hours played
This game has ruined my life. I have never felt more isolated from my friends and family and feel more depressed than ever before. I have slept with my headset on every night for the past 3 years causing the bone structure in my skull to be permanently damaged. I get 3 and a half hours of sleep every night which resulted in a rare disorder where my height is stunted and i am unable to digest food. I weigh about 75 pounds and im 4'3". I hear echoes from the depths of hell, grabbing at my ankles to drag me down to the demons that i have upset in my past life. My walls scream at me as I beam ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from the top of oil rig. I hear footsteps when i sleep and the explosions of rockets haunt my nightmares. every therapist and doctor ive seen has tried to lock me into a psych ward, but you are not allowed to bring in electronics, so there is no way to see if I am being raided and I will miss at least three force wipes (months for normies) which is completely unacceptable. I fear now more than ever that my sins will catch up to me, and I will live a life down bad and #PrimLocked in the darkest pit of the universe with nothing but the rust theme song repeating in my ears over and over and over and over again. 5/10 its worth it if you get it at sale.
Recent Activity
2,176 hrs on record
last played on Apr 24
5,855 hrs on record
last played on Apr 15
6,756 hrs on record
last played on Apr 5
Stin Apr 4 @ 11:41am 
Waffles is a disgrace to the team, and it’s beyond frustrating to see how little he cares. While the rest of us are putting in the effort, grinding and trying to make progress, he's off stuffing his face with Cookout and gooning around like that’s somehow more important. It’s absolutely maddening how he chooses cheap fast food and mindless distractions over being a committed teammate. He has zero respect for the team’s time and goals, clearly prioritizing greasy burgers and milkshakes over the work that actually matters. His complete lack of dedication and effort is insulting to the rest of us who are busting our asses. Waffles would rather waste his time with fast food and gooning than actually contribute, and it’s disgusting to see someone so selfish and unreliable dragging the team down with them. It’s clear he doesn't care about rust or his team. He has even said that Diddy is his idol and he wants to have parties just like him someday.
76561199416831595 Jan 13 @ 3:25pm 
accept my friend request please
76561199789282103 Jan 12 @ 5:00am 
add me pls
❤️Katty❤ Jan 9 @ 7:54am 
add me pls
❤️Katty❤ Jan 6 @ 1:57pm 
add me
Stin Dec 23, 2024 @ 10:10pm 
Waffles is, without exaggeration, the absolute bane of any Rust team’s existence. This guy would rather sit around touching himself or taking naps than lifting a single damn finger to help his team..Waffles is the single most useless, infuriating excuse for a Rust player I have ever encountered. This guy is so lazy and self-absorbed it’s almost impressive—if we’re in the middle of a raid or trying to defend a base, you can count on Waffles to be off touching himself or sleeping like some kind of overgrown toddler. He brings nothing to the table—no effort, no communication, no awareness, not even a shred of basic decency to act like part of a team. It’s like playing with a rock, except a rock doesn’t actively screw you over. Waffles doesn’t just fail to help; he actively drags everyone else down with his complete incompetence and selfishness. If you ever have the misfortune of running into this walking disaster, do yourself a favor: Dont.