I have friends
loops/empty highway enjoyer
happyman/the man who will evaporate denmark in the near future
mluvici parek I literally never call him by either of those names it's always panker pancake or pancreas yes pancreas as in the human organ
uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh some other friends too
like no offence to the others it's just that I'm not particularly close with anyone other than those 3

so if you're wondering who I am well
I'm dutch
real name is casper
my friends call me a comedic catboy
I'm bi
bifurcating innocent human beings but also bisexual
I'm 6 574.35958 days old
I literally don't capitalise any letters except I as in referring to myself
metal gear rising was my favorite game ever even before it became extremely popular recently I also really like persona 5 and makoto niijima from persona 5 god she's so good holy fu
also I don't hate kasumi I just have 0 clue why everyone else likes her so much anyways enough about persona 5 that game isn't even on steam yet
my favorite video game character ever is vergil from devil may cry
the closest thing I have to a least favorite game is life is strange that game sucks so hard dear god
games are cool I like them
my one talent is that I know how to spell methamphetamine correctly without looking it up
this last fact is thanks to the iconic youtube video breaking good episode 1
that's about it I'm about as deep as a bowl of soup

how do you become my friend you may ask haha
you don't
I spout random nonsense and because of my otherworldly powers I have a chance to brainwash you into liking what I say and therefore liking me

I have some fun history
I used to be the most powerful f2p steam user until I realised the power of money recently
not gonna lie I only got steam back in 2015 to play team fortress 2 I joined like in the middle of the gun mettle update I still remember that and hey I got my best friends because of that game so that's cool
I used to play games on a mac book good god how did I manage that for half a decade
I also used to be the saltiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ alive I was also really immature and kind of a ♥♥♥♥ how did happy and loop put up with me for so long wow
in my defence I was 14 or something
I've gone from being salty immature and aggressive to calm mature and explaining my plan to destroy france to my friends every day
but according to my friends I've always been really funny so idk
best way to describe it I became more down to earth
I think I threatened the president of paraguay once

so what do I do when I'm not plotting the destruction of saturn you may ask
I listen to music mainly video game music
I watch youtube videos
favorite youtuber is markiplier
but I feel like markiplier is everyone's favorite youtuber at this point
I watch some shows and anime
I eat apples
I love apples
apples good
hm
apples
yea what I do in my free time is not that interesting
apples

uh so uh yea uh like what the ♥♥♥♥ uh are you doing with your life
nothing

in conclusion
Bring the fable from thy tomb
Sporadic doom as knights loom
Does clergy support this passion?
Pure wrath of the winged assassin
(A time of fate, your spite sooths
Untold stories of thy muse)
Hour is late as kingdoms unfold
Signs in disarray, you fight in loath
When your
Encore
Is your
Lit torch
Cues of silence spark the mastery
Knights revolt to demonic treachery
Can this seal be broken?
Has our fate awoken?
Who's this antichrist?
Judgement waits on the test of time
Welcome the thoughts of a coward's disband
'Cause now you're in the shadow of an angel's wingspan
Cleanse your cradle of filth
Discipline that I've instilled
Turn and face your sacrifice
As I revolve this lead of light
Immune to your parasites,
Except the hourglass that grains the time
Try to find the antidote,
Counting down towards the undertow
In my world where only time is feared,
Single handedly I draw your first tear
Sway strong to the truthful frequencies,
Spirits swim in the waves of history