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Personal Achievements
Unlocked Dec 8, 2015 @ 10:42am

And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2015 @ 10:51am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2015 @ 11:18am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2015 @ 10:53am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2015 @ 11:14am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2015 @ 10:59am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2015 @ 11:12am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2015 @ 10:47am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2015 @ 11:12am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked Dec 8, 2015 @ 11:16am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.


Make 1000 kills.
329 / 1,000

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
329 / 10,000

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.


Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
6,832 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
2,952 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
697 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.


Enable cheats.