Sam   Townsville, Queensland, Australia
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TheJayOtaku not on for a while Dec 30, 2016 @ 8:17pm 
awesome australian ♥♥♥♥
胖将军 Aug 6, 2016 @ 10:00pm 
How did we meet? Well, yesterday I was playing Pokemon GO and I set up a lure module to try to catch some dinner. Some idiot fell for it and wandered right up to the bush I was hiding behind. I crept out and told him that I'd take him to another Pokestop in a great spot once this lure ended. I invited him into my car, and like a total noob he just jumped straight in. We drove past a bunch of good ♥♥♥♥ and he started to get nervous. I reassured him that we were just gonna take a stop by my house to get the best pokemans (he believed that lol). I pulled up to my house and the little ♥♥♥♥er was looking really panicked.

Anyways, I tied him up and threw him in my basement and now ima eat him.