keep yourself safe

I don't believe i have even asked you this, i just read your profile, nothing against it. Do you live anywhere on the east coast, Baltimore, somewhere like in that area?

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A turbulent tummy, a desperate dash, and an unfortunate misjudgment. Our beloved protagonist, the one and only DooDoo Dynamo, found themselves in a dire situation, desperately trying to reach the porcelain throne. But alas, destiny had a wicked sense of humor. As DooDoo Dynamo aimed for what they thought was the bullseye, it turned out to be a colossal misfire. A deluge of diarrhea soared through the air, missing the toilet with the precision of a drunken archer, creating a spectacle that no words can aptly describe. It was a spectacle that would be remembered for ages, etched into their memory like a brown stain on a white carpet. A cautionary tale, a symphony of chaos, a testament to the fragility of bathroom expeditions. From that day forward, DooDoo Dynamo became a legend, a symbol of daring and misfortune, a testament to the unpredictable nature of bodily functions and the perils of underestimating one's aim.

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