"I fed you and you do this to me" President Shawn
"Do that again and the consequences will be far greater than you could ever imagine." President Shawn
"What if demon girls were weal" President Shawn
"My ass is bipolar" President Shawn
"I'm gonna try and fart" President Shawn
"Playing sniper is like playing fnaf" President Shawn
"Damn you got that stinky ass" President Shawn
"My legs are crippled (But in a Nwahs voice) " NO THEY'RE NOT " President Shawn Also Nwahs
"Look at the zombie's ass" President Shawn
"Oh look its the zombass again" President Shawn
"There's no zombcock only zombass" President Shawn
"Aww the jews,♥♥♥♥ fart" President Shawn
"Guys look at this wholesome photo of Heydrich" President Shawn
"You're lucky I'm not anti Semitic" President Shawn
"Pee is stored in the ass" President Shawn
"Man I could go for a slam dunk burger right now" President Shawn
"Were gonna be havin Chikone" President Shawn
"There's probably some in Winkdink city" President Shawn
"If Mario is a liberal, Sonic is the conservative that says edgy jokes" President Shawn
"Mario took the blue pill, Sonic took the red pill and Shadow took the black pill" President Shawn
"you look like ragu, ♥♥♥♥ NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" President Shawn
"Suicidal...SUICIDAL!" - President Shawn
"Does Grimace... have... have like, a ♥♥♥♥?" President Shawn
"They can't because they don't know what ♥♥♥♥♥ are" President Shawn
"You can't have a ♥♥♥♥ without the balls and you can't have the balls without the ♥♥♥♥" President Shawn
"Imagine having a Living Room and not a Winning Room." President Shawn
"Swinging with the balls" President Shawn
"They call me Leather Shawn." President Shawn
"That's a moment.... LOL" President Shawn
"When I say it, it's a meme. When you say it, it's a war-crime." President Shawn
"I got bars, not because I am a rapper but because I am Wi-Fi." President Shawn
"My dad said 'If I wake up early we can go to breakfast, but you can't get a burger.' We truly live in a society." President Shawn
"I'm like the modern JF't K" President Shawn
"That's not even a quote, that's the truth and YOU KNOW IT!" President Shawn
"What happened to my cows? WHAT'S HAPPENIN-" President Shawn
"What's happening to my cows? Time to begin the liquidation process." President Shawn
"Don't make me go back to Spain." President Shawn
"STOP THIS YOU BASTARD ♥♥♥♥! Oh, hi Dad." President Shawn
"Why what happenin, where my cows.chucacabra" President Shawn
"You're like a drug dealer but instead of dealing crack, you deal pain" President Shawn
"I stopped and you are continuing to murder a hero of the American people." President Shawn
"If any of- URGHHHHHH" President Shawn
"I WILL COMBAT LOG!" President Shawn
"You hope I don't get high or else there'll be hell on Earth." President Shawn
"I never smoked a weed before." President Shawn
"Uh teratoma HAWHHWAAH" President Shawn
"She's like Spider Knight from Spider-Man... no, Fortnite." President Shawn
"If you keep doing this, you'll end like SS members." President Shawn
"OMG THERE'S SO MUCH! dies" President Shawn
"We live in a society and it is really poggers!" President Shawn
"Did you know that Kazakhstan is like 2B2T" President Shawn
"They called you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥" President Shawn
"I'm gonna dispatch my animatronics" President Shawn
"You are purple guy shut up" President Shawn
"Fascism is badism" President Shawn
"I've been sharting recently" President Shawn
"If i try to fart I will ♥♥♥♥ myself" President Shawn
"i gotta pp, i gotta political power but also i have to urinate" President Shawn
"fart...fart" President Shawn
"I'll be honest Jayden I kinda got the ♥♥♥♥♥" President Shawn
"Oh wait I hope I didnt shart myself there" President Shawn
"an all-american ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" President Shawn
"Hi AGGIN, right now, I'm sleding in... America. Ummm... It's pretty cool, this is James, and yeah it's pretty based. Uhhh.. I'm really cold." President Shawn
"DOWN WITH THE ♥♥♥♥♥ beatboxing U Was At The Club (Bottoms Up) aggressively" President Shawn
"What's the best part of Switzerland? They're racist." President Shawn
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he's gay." President Shawn
"Knock Knock. Hitler. Hitler deez nuts!" President Shawn
"Hit who? YOUR MOM!" President Shawn
"I wanna sing that sus song but you'll guys will be like 'MORE QUOTES FOR THE QUOTE BOOK!'" President Shawn
"Can I sing that sus song?" President Shawn
"I will post a GIF that will make people of all race, gender, and sexuality laugh. See my God powers."
President Shawn
"Yeah, that's my power seeking through. Something you will never understand." - Shawn
"I don't remember a France section in Mr. Santiago's quote book. You're just like France, racist." President Shawn
"I wrote a song about a Tor-till-a. ♥♥♥♥" President Shawn
"Sex makes you hot. Not figuratively, literally." President Shawn
"Not that there is anything wrong with that.... but if it were the 20th century..." President Shawn
"I'm not just a YouTuber... I'm a winner. So go on, say your memes." President Shawn
"I will be powerful, or nothing at all." President Shawn
"Peni Parker is a Japanese woman...." President Shawn
"I'm not saying she's bad but she'll never understand why Theodore Roosevelt is a badass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." President Shawn
"I will post a GIF that will show my power. MY ABSOLUTE POWER." President Shawn
"He's my age. I'm Miles Morales." President Shawn
"And his reputation is like hits hand ow... my hand hurts now." President Shawn
"You know cow girls have... HUGE... HUGE HONKERS." President Shawn
"I know, I have done it many times in my life." President Shawn
"They call me Leather Shawn." President Shawn
"James, she's a spider?" President Shawn
"and you call me a penis, bro" President Shawn
"you're not a pervert? okay Hoover." President Shawn
"jesus christ you really are a colossal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" President Shawn
"I'm not the Nazi in this case" President Shawn
"I don't wanna be a Jew!" President Shawn
"I will stuff your family in animatronics, I am literally Afton!" President Shawn
"You're going to become FDR with polio!" President Shawn
"We're getting gangbanged!" President Shawn
"I can like *in cute anime voice* nehehe" President Shawn
"Why am I sweating vinegar" President Shawn
"Penis ♥♥♥♥ balls AH" President Shawn
"Alright I should probably stop touching my ♥♥♥♥" President Shawn
"You know how in Japan and how they eat cake and laugh" President Shawn
"I think we are going to get bobed BING" President Shawn
"Im Qing China dadadadingidngding" President Shawn
"What is fart ball?" President Shawn
"Now that I think about it I don't think I'll be satisfied in life" President Shawn
"Elongated tumor" President Shawn
"Imagine being a woman" President Shawn
"You could give birth to a dog with that" President Shawn
"But like I don't have 2 ♥♥♥♥♥" President Shawn
"He has child bearing hips" President Shawn
"What if he used the fart gun to gas the jews?" President Shawn
"You think of yourself as some sort of twink. You're not a twink." President Shawn
"Who lives in a house and has a vagina? Every woman ever" President Shawn
"You know how Australia is like a penal country, it's kinda funny cause it sounds like penis." President Shawn
"You know how there's the Primal Stinky Bow, what if there was a Primal Anton Bow?" President Shawn
"You and all your girls love to get farty" President Shawn
"Lets say one time I had to fight this very strong foe and this foe was cancer" President Shawn
"I'm Trollbit, No you're Bitchbit" President Shawn
"I'm not a pervert, I'am a winner" President Shawn
"I wanna be buried next to Dirlewanger so I can piss on him" President Shawn
"I'm gonna fry your balls" President Shawn
"If she sucked your ♥♥♥♥ it would just fall off" President Shawn
"Omg no more piss" President Shawn
"Anton if you don't get me a soda right now you wont be enslaved" President Shawn
"If you do that

"i want ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to be a challenge,ya know."President Shawn
"If you do that again your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ going to the shadow realm" President Shawn
"when you put your meat stick in her meat hole" President Shawn
"If I was a woman I would be thick as ♥♥♥♥" President Shawn
"Dude my balls are like sticky now" President Shawn
"Okay Martin Luther" President Shawn
"You ever feel like you're undertale?" President Shawn
"Hi Sans." President Shawn
"If my butt was bigger than Pokimane, than this chair would be dead." - President Shawn
"My butt was on this thingamajig and then it slipped in..." - President Shawn
"Black Spider-Man vs White Spider-Man, who will win?!" - President Shawn
"Julian, we almost came on you, that's awesome." - President Shawn
"NO IT'S A BLACK SPIDER-MAN! Oh, I killed him, I killed a black man, sorry. THERE'S ANOTHER ONE! There's two black men!" - President Shawn
"I'd move to Ukraine and or Russia to commit war crimes." - President Shawn
"I need a vagina to STICK MY ♥♥♥♥ IN." - President Shawn
"She's getting a little old, She's losing her fertility." President Shawn
"Fertility is attractive" President Shawn
"You know how Remilia is the embodiment of scarlet devil? I'm the embodiment of scarlet gaming." President Shawn
"I need a pistol for piss." President Shawn
"My right ass cheek is asleep" President Shawn
"Infinite fertility, eternal children" President Shawn
"James is your dog not fertile anymore?" President Shawn
"Are you dumb or homophobic?" President Shawn
"Sex with children." President Shawn
"I looked up anime girl big breast arm crossed" President Shawn
"You really are Hitler." President Shawn