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Little Nematoad soundin ass

Yes i am a friend collector but i collect the rare, interesting, entertaining, and unusual.

allow me to open by saying that this info box is a collection of all the near hits that plague my every waking moment and threaten to strip me of my sanity on a daily basis.

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.

Ye saucy meme cunt

someone should make a parody of Hai Yo(oh ashes) from berserk but instead of saying "hai yo" it says "Hiatus"

skate fast, eat ass amirite?

lol: i just opened the sims 4 and tried to make grilled cheese and my sim died from a fire, so i reloaded my save and tried to make grilled cheese again, and he still died

Life can take their lemons back i want orange juice instead.

TλintedPepsi: nice background homo fruity lala

Never use pumpkin as a lubricant - JF

i think you've autissm - danny

✰𝓒𝓻𝔂𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓵 : i dont know how to tho. i have no australium weapons. i'm not a extreme pro
3D Deluse : e x t r e m e p r o

that moment when you get memed right in the kekker

my account has been hijacked 2 seperate times

I sexually Identify as a TI-84 Plus Graphing Calculator. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of solving complex systems of equations with graphing and matrix capabilities. People say to me that a person being a calculator is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a monochrome LCD display, 30 mm buttons and Texas Instruments branding on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Silver Edition" and respect my right to solve problems and load needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a calculophobe and need to check your RAM privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

if you're easily triggered please fuck off immediatly

you hear about those kellog's memes? no? well they're great

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my mind is a collection of insanity, death, madness, suffering, satan's personal vacation spot, willy wonka in bed, and a few other maddeningly horrific horrors of the horrible flavor

The comments on my profile are apart of a collection feel free to add onto it

my childhood playground was on concrete and i hit my head on it and im fine because when i was younger i hit my head on the concrete of my childhood playground had concrete and i hit my head and im still fine despite the fact i hit my head on a concrete floor that my playground had beca

life will never happen if you don't make it happen, like rape it'll never happen if you make it happen, r a p e s o m e o n e

roses are orange, violets are red

12:52 AM - Kohitsuji: I was wanting to move to america
12:52 AM - Kohitsuji: and then the orange happened

Robbie Rotten is our true god

The strategic placement of well written messages has caused my profile to develop psychopathy

I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobella Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andry Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

Michael Myers is my favorite super hero

huntsman sniper is better than sex

My Political party is Authoritarianism

I'm a pretty princess and you can't tell me i'm not


"dog food lid" spelled backwards is "dildo of god"

If i added you, say hi it'll make you feel good

[insert steam username here and say it dramatically] i am your father

What makes me brilliant is they I am willing to go to lengths that others are not

If your adding me expecting a normally thinking individual then you've come to the wrong place, i strive not to be the best i can be, but to be the most of myself i can be

I be looking like a young densel


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if you've made it this far and don't feel that adding me is worth it from the information presented feel free to make something up and imagine it's posted here to apeal to your own self interests.

Syrup daddy the only thing i can logically say is my "mood music"

I believe in strictly 2 genders. Bi gender, tri gender and any of the other 50+ genders you lunatics believe in are nothing more then pyschotic nonsense and it needs to be kept far away from me and this profile

George carlin is my god

El Surpo

Once Apon a time long long ago in a faraway land there lived a magical man who cast a spell they brought on what we now call the land of arstotzka

Death to the Infidels

You think that just because I masturbate to furry porn I'm a furry? Think again, maggot. The furry fandom is a breeding ground for the most advanced autism this planet has ever seen. Every day, thousands are consumed by a tidal wave of OwO and cancerous roleplaying, and the foundations of our society slowly weaken under the constant onslaught of weapons-grade cringe. Our founding fathers recoil in disgust as people dress up as animals and buy giant dildos on the Internet, fucking each other in sweaty drunken homosexual orgies and traumatizing children in droves. Every second we draw closer to Furry Armageddon, and you sit there saying stupid shit on the Internet. To compare someone to a furry is the most heinous insult imaginable. When your door gets broken down by a rainbow wolf/deer hybrid and you get yiffed into oblivion, then we'll see who's laughing. This is a real threat and it must be treated with extreme solemnity.


Faggot Ass Weeaboo

Why is this profile so long D:

i'm a writer, an emoticon collector, a friend to all, and a master at mario kart, probably a few other things but none of those things are important enough to list

There is only one way to live and that is the way of the syrup

The Syupy Goodness is strong in this one

It's good to be # 1
Age: 1
Gender: 1
Name: 1
Sexuality: 1
Weight: 1
Height: 1
PC Build: 1

John lennon is a hero to the musical world

this entire profile is my prank on the world.

i sexually identify as lightening mcquen

This green grass is not green maggots!

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