Schmidt
Lord Desu
 
 
I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel :steambored:
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bAd Mar 14 @ 1:46pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misandry and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play Overwatch sometime its a really cool waifu game with a lot of hype moments, but don't worry ill be there to teach you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun
Sandwich Man Dan Mar 14 @ 11:51am 
Oopsie Poopsie
Mr. Ping Mar 14 @ 11:49am 
Yeah...I'm kind of a big deal in the Steam Community. I've got 3 trap girlfriends right now so I guess you can say that I'm pretty high up on the food chain. My avatar is usually something edgy, or an anime picture or a picture of a girl from tumblr that isn't showing her face (in monochrome or color depending on my ~*~mood~*~ that day.) I also get my profile artwork from tumblr by searching the tags "#japan #photography" or "#palewave". I've got a high level with a low amount of friends (having your friend number higher than 20 isn't very aesthetic), and all my groups are groups that are based on the idea of being ironically depressed. People really look up to me as sort of a virtual role model.

My parents hate me but it doesn't really matter what they think when you have a profile that looks this fucking good, and it doesn't really matter what you think either. You don't even listen to music like Bones or $uicideboy$. You've got a long way to go before you can step up to me.
Mr. Ping Mar 14 @ 11:46am 
listen up dude i am a professional hvher/femboy, do not fucking speak to me like that ever again you understand? i fucking code my own cs go hacks and i make my own rage videos. i also dress in girls clothes and edate on steam, you better know who youre fucking talking too buddy.
DR.NOMAD Mar 14 @ 11:46am 
To 🙊be 😐honest 🙏NI🅱️🅱️AS with 👉👌L A R G E D O N G S 💯🍆 are pretty 🤷🏿‍♂️ GAY 👬 since they get 👌👌MORE DONG 🙊🍆 than the average 📈 dude 👱
Sandwich Man Dan Mar 14 @ 11:43am 
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