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Personal Achievements
 
Unlocked Jul 29, 2017 @ 9:43am

You can see the hits!

Hit the Mayo 5 times!
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No brainer

Hit 20 times!
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Trimmed hearts

Hit 50 times!
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Micro downsizing

Hit 200 times!
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20th century diet

Hit 350 times!
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Go eat cake

Hit 500 times!
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Nosey Caesar

Hit 550 times!
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Club

Hit 700 times!
Unlocked Aug 18, 2017 @ 4:45pm

Short timer

Hit 1500 times!
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Red Bikini!

This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times)
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Balls of yarn

Amazing Story (150 hits)
Unlocked Aug 18, 2017 @ 4:45pm

Rain

Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times)
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Z's

Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)
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Blonde bombshell!

Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)
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Cheesy Rap

Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)
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Young Boy

I am Mayonnaise (90 hits)
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Something important

A Story About Life. (120 hits)
Unlocked Aug 18, 2017 @ 4:43pm

The Box of Love

Something important. (10 hits, follow the life)
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Just kidding...

The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)
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Move

Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)
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Muscles

Move. (10 hits, follow the life)
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Part of life

Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)
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Philosophy

Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)
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Talking about life

Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)
Unlocked Aug 18, 2017 @ 4:44pm

I am Mayonnaise!

Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)



Knee record

Hit 3000 times!

Venus-wise

Hit 5000 times!

*The Crow movie pun*

Hit 8000 times!

An ingredient to rule them all

Hit 10000 times!

What do we do now?

Unlock all the achievements!

Cheetah

Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)

Topless!

Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)

Crème a la Mayo

Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)

Banana!

Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)

Potato!

Banana? (Hit this 300 times)

Catsup

Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)

Red Cheetah

Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)

Elephant fun times!

Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)

Catch my cold!

Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)

Screwed

Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)

Vanished...

Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)

I'm just a mayo.

Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)

Rock Star!

Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)

Dad

Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)

Ordinary

Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)

Identity issues...

Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)

Best Seller

It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)

Glam Rock

Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)

Support!

While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)

A Mime?

In the end... (Hit this 50 times)