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This is Michael   United States
 
 
To Angry Gamers: I know you're checking out my profile page because I pissed you off. Just know that it's because I am better than you. You checking my profile proves this, jajajajaja stay mad :D
To everyone else: I am an epic gamer who does epic stuff because I am epic
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wuppix Jan 2 @ 7:38pm 
So, I've always THOUGHT my PENIS 🍆 was just for PEEING 🚾. But today, I made a SHOCKING discovery.

I was in the shower and I wanted to clean my PENIS 🍆 really well so I was stroking it REALLY roughly when suddenly, it got SUPER hard 🥵. I stroked it some more because it felt SO GOOD 💯!!!

But then, IT happened 😳.

As I was stroking it, a weird fluid BURST out of my PENIS 🍆. It was RED and BLOOD-LIKE in texture. In fact, it WAS blood. It smelled pretty BAD, too 🤮.

I cleaned it up and went to my computer 🖥️ to GOOGLE what the HECK had happened to me. I found an article that explained that blood🩸coming from my "genitals" (which I guess is a sciency word for PENIS 🍆) is called a PERIOD, and that it means my body is going through PUBERTY.

I can't BELIEVE it!!! My body is going through PUBERTY now 😄 !!! I'm going to be a BIG boy 🧍!!! I'm so proud of myself!
76561199086619363 Sep 23, 2023 @ 7:23pm 
man can we sponsor you
briezily Apr 11, 2023 @ 12:45pm 
mine is better told you HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE
76561199139888214 Nov 21, 2022 @ 1:09am 
TF2 bet want to sponsor you, for channel
Cantii° Nov 11, 2022 @ 12:48pm 
ggez
King Cotton Apr 26, 2022 @ 4:58pm 
- Rep said to kill all autistic people