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Lori: "Lola! Did you take my Red Riot lipstick again?!"
Lola: [Opens her bedroom door] "No, but someone took my perfume. I bet it was Leni!"
[The door to the bathroom opens, where Leni is seen inside.]
Leni: "Was not! But I'd like to know who took my pink chiffon dress, Lori!"
[Lori, Leni, and Lola start arguing.]
Leni: "Where do you get off?!"
Lori: "You are literally the one always stretching out my sweaters every time you borrow them!"
Leni: "Fess up!"
Lola: "That's my scent! I can't let people associate it with you!"
Lori: "We can do this the hard way-"
Lola: [turns around] "Hang on, I smell my perfume!" [Sniffs up the pink scent leading her to Lynn and Lucy's room.] "LYNN! You'd better not be using my perfume to cover the stink of your hockey pads!"
[The three sisters open the door, prepared to wail on Lynn, but gasp and it pans to show Lucy using Lola's perfume, which she tries to hide, and wearing Lori's lipstick and Leni's dress.]
Lori: [curious] "What are you doing?"
Lucy: "I-I-I...I thought if I'd be regular and normal, Rusty's brother Rocky would like me. Sorry I took your stuff. I understand if you're mad." [Lola leaves the room]
Lori: [stomps her feet] "You're darn right we're mad!" [Lucy is down; excited] "Mad you didn't let us help!"
Leni: "Yeah, we've been wanting to give you a makeover since like, birth!"
Lola: [comes back in with a big cardboard collage of fashion models with Lucy's face plastered all over their own.] "I've been working on this Lucy vision board for years! Until now, it was just a fantasy."
Lori: [calls her other sisters] "GUYS! IT'S LITERALLY HAPPENING! LUCY'S FINALLY READY!"
[The others get out their beauty gear.]
Lucy: "Will this hurt?"
[The girls all start giving her a makeover. This results in Lucy looking like a cheerleader.]
Sisters: "Too peppy."
[They give her another makeover and this time, the result is Lucy as an 80's diva.]
Sisters: "Too poofy."
[They try again and this time, Lucy looks like a fancy princess.]
Sisters: "Too princess-y."
[One more makeover results in Lucy wearing hot pink and having blonde hair.]
Sisters: "Too...PERFECT!!!"
Lucy: [examines her new look with her pet bat perching on her head.] "Hmm...I can live with this. What do you think, Fangs?"
Lola: [shoos Fangs away] "Eww, eww! No more bats!"
Luna: "Yeah, and do not talk about mortality."
Leni: "Or death."
Lana: "Or ask him his blood type."
Lori: "Or suggest a cemetery for a date."
Luan: "And make sure you laugh at all of his jokes. Like this." [laughs heartily]
Lucy: [not even trying] "Ha ha. Ha. Ha ha."
Lynn: "Oh, and talk about sports. Guys really dig that."
Lisa: "If all else fails, try a little of my patented pizza spray, scientifically proven to attract eight-year-old boys."
[Lisa sprays some on Lucy while the other sisters cough in disgust.]
Lucy: "Gag."
Lisa: "Note to self: go lighter on the anchovies."
[Cliff suddenly attacks Lucy due to the spray and she nonchalantly screams at this attack and runs out of her room while passing Lincoln with his completed project. Fangs comes flying out and almost hits Lincoln and his project.]
Lincoln: [confused] "Who was that?"
Lori: "The new and improved, regular and normal Lucy!"
Leni: "AKA the future Mrs. Rocky!"
Lincoln: "So, that's how you're helping Lucy? I don't know, guys. That seems like a really-"
Lisa: "Oh, please. As if a male would have any insight into matters of the heart."
Luna: "You just get Rocky back here, bro."
Lincoln: "How am I supposed to do that?"
Luan: "Get Rusty to bring him. Don't you guys have more work to do on your project?"
Lincoln: "Nope. All finished."
Lynn: [smashes the project with her hockey stick.] "Not anymore."
mazgajiet rokas Jul 13, 2019 @ 1:38pm 
the whip is to OP
XRay Leży najebany na wersalce Mar 1, 2019 @ 1:50pm 
gut and mad lad
CEO of [-b±√(b²-4ac)]/2a Dec 27, 2018 @ 10:00am 
𝕴 𝖈𝖆𝖓'𝖙 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖊𝖛𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖜𝖔 𝖒𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖛𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝖕𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖊𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝕻𝖔𝖓𝖞𝖛𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖗𝖞𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖓𝖊𝖜 𝕱𝖑𝖚𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖍𝖞 𝖍𝖔𝖜 𝖙𝖔 𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖑𝖎𝖋𝖊 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗 𝖔𝖜𝖓 𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖘 𝖆𝖜𝖆𝖞 𝖔𝖓 𝖕𝖔𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖕𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖚𝖎𝖙𝖘 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖓𝖔𝖕𝖔𝖓𝖞 𝖊𝖑𝖘𝖊 𝖌𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖘 𝖆 𝖋𝖑𝖞𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖋𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖆𝖇𝖔𝖚𝖙!
Lil Antetokounmpo the malatya Jun 2, 2018 @ 6:15am 
thx man :d
the real slim shady May 19, 2018 @ 7:22am 
Xaeriel May 19, 2018 @ 7:18am 
*DEAD*(TEAM) Let0o : medic u are trash
*DEAD*(TEAM) Let0o : so ♥♥♥♥ing trash
Onilink : Switch off to medic medic
*DEAD*(TEAM) Let0o : yes plz

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