FyDollarBill
I miss old rust   United States
 
 
my dad grounded me from my gamecube one time because i said suck my ass bitchboy when he asked me to do the dishes so i stole his phone and took a bunch of pictures of my dick and emailed them to all his coworkers with a followup email that said 'oh no my sexy ass son must have taken my phone again haha sorry fellas' and not an hour later the cops showed up to my house and batista bombed my dad through the fucking couch and took his ass away for diddling my penis
moral of the story is if youre reading this dad im coming for you when they release you from prison in 2022 nobody takes my fucking gamecube away
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Frost The Lieutenant Jul 28, 2019 @ 5:23pm 
Thicc Thighs make a d1ck rise.
Undaunted Jul 14, 2015 @ 9:02pm 
has nice thighs