r0ck   Pompton Lakes, New Jersey, United States
Please don't ask to trade with me, I'm usually not interested in trading. If you try to add me and I don't know who you are, I probably won't accept. I'm kind of bad about seeing and answering messages sometimes, sorry.

Favorite JonTron moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHFhGEc7-HU
When I take a casual stroll: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIJCqSQ_j4Y
Count Dimmadooku: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac3K2FRmd0U
What I listen to while jumping: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ZNeYe7q-w
How dare you lose a childrens' card game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFvLkc4ff6E
Monsta Cardo but Abridged: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc-4zcyW7ps
Natureball: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HthQkLtpwA

I'd much rather be a smartass than a dumbass.

*Pretty much always looking for Name Tags, Description Tags, and Distinctive Lack of Hue Paint*

~~Wanted for Grand Theft Paint and Tasteless Hat Vandalism~~
Currently Offline
Last Online 16 hrs, 47 mins ago
What I Play
If a game is listed here and you have questions about it, whether you're looking to try it or stuck somewhere, or nearly anything else, feel free to ask, I'm happy to help if I can. If a game isn't listed here, I may not play it very often, or at all, and that means I probably can't offer much help.

:sticky: Team Fortress 2: Soldier main, spend a lot of my time on jump maps or MvM wave 666. I do still play casual, and I have done Mann Up before but don't keep tickets around most of the time. Will try Valve Competitive again when queue times are fixed, no other competitive experience and don't really feel I have the time to commit myself to a team anyway.

:zero: Borderlands 2: Siren main, have all characters, all DLC, and the most recent unofficial community patch. I have an OP8 Siren, Commando, and Gunzerker, I have a Psycho and Assassin at 72 or in OP levels. Nearly done all achievements. I'm also working on getting out of bounds on every map to reach the spawn box in the void below each one, some maps will most likely not be possible but I have screenshots in my favorites for each map I've done.

:peeperfish: Subnautica: At the end of the game, I know the ending but I'm taking my time exploring everything and having fun before I finish. Try building a base near the Sea Treader's Path, they kick up resources for you as they walk by, and the only real threats to you are Warpers. I love Mesmers, look at how beautiful and friendly they are, always go closer if you see one.

:shadeknight: Hollow Knight: Have gotten True Ending and done all charms, flower quest, and completed Colosseum of Fools, as well as most optional bosses. All I have left are some achievements, Steel Soul, and Path of Pain (been stuck on that for a while). Will go for all achievements, but probably not going to be able to do Steel Soul mode for a long time.

:slimehappy: Slime Rancher: Did basically everything in the game at release, apart from 5-day rush. Haven't been keeping up with updates too much but I do plan on going back and doing everything I can with the new stuff too.

:PotOfGreed: Yu-Gi-Oh! Legacy of the Duelist: Beaten all story duels and challenge duels in the base game, been working on getting all cards. I have a few decent decks but most of my good ones use banned cards right now. Favorite decks are Shaddolls, Melodious, and Photon.

:dmdark: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Links: Played on mobile for a pretty long time before data transferring to Steam, that's why my hours are so low, and also why it gave me all the achievements at the same time. Have all characters available, only a few are max level though. Stage 60 (DM) and Stage 30 (GX). I'm usually around Platinum in PvP, have made it to DLv. 18 in WCQ 2018. I use a variety of decks, some of my favorites are Aromages, Paleozoics, Bujins, and Karakuris. My current prismatic count is: 30

:petal: Freedom Planet: Beaten the game a few times, will work on all achievements. Favorite character to play is Lilac.

:SonicManiaGoldRing: Sonic Games: The only ones I have on Steam that I've beaten are Forces and Generations. I'm stuck at the end of Hero Story in Adventure 2, Lost World has problems running so I haven't gotten a chance to play it much. Haven't tried Mania much but definitely plan on doing more with it.

:orb: LIMBO and INSIDE: Beaten both, got all achievements in INSIDE and will likely do the same for LIMBO eventually.

:orb: Clustertruck: Beaten everything except the final boss, including the holiday levels.

:wol_meat: West of Loathing: Beaten the game at least once as each class, finished on Hard Mode with Cow Puncher. Definitely want to do all achievements. If you get stuck on any fight ever, the answer is probably dynamite. Alice is basically the best companion.

:orb: Star Wars Battlefront II: This is the original one, not the newer one. Have never played online against anyone, but have beaten the campaign and have a lot of fun with Galactic Conquest, usually as the CIS. If you ever need to win on a planet, the Garrison bonus is almost an auto win if the opponent AI doesn't have it too. If you have trouble with anything, try playing the engineer classes, the shotguns are strong and you can heal off your own health and ammo drops.

:orb: Non-Steam Games: I play a good amount of Pokemon, usually by Smogon rules, I prefer lower tiers. I breed competitive Pokemon in game in Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, I usually don't breed for Hidden Powers or shinies though, although shinies just happen to me sometimes, my favorite Pokemon is Umbreon. I play Minecraft occasionally with friends in a server, but I don't really keep up to date with the most recent updates anymore. I also play a few random browser games, like Google Feud, Higher or Lower, and GeoGuessr, and some mobile games like Pokemon Go, Word Cookies, and Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Links.
blacke Apr 21 @ 11:44am 
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meh Mar 29 @ 5:59pm 
Salutations, homo sapien who I assume to be born and categorized as male. I am present to bring you the following information while simultaneously utilizing the "increasingly verbose" internet joke format. While accompanied by an instrumental in the background, I must inform you that I, another male homo sapien, am traversing the ground at a velocity greater than an ordinary stroll's pace, and I am performing this action during the ninth decade of the twentieth century.

That will be all, thank you.
blacke Jan 14 @ 9:28pm 
I'm the guy who's the full time video game player. I'm the guy with the community of people watching him. I'm the guy with a beautiful fucking girlfriend. That's going somewhere in life. That might just continue to remind you, just how much it sucks to be you. So, you can keep fuckin' with me, and keep gettin' your "kicks" out of it. Do your damn thing, but it's really not going to matter to me in the grand scheme. You're disgusting, you're fuckin' disrespectful, you're immature, you're a child in a man's body. Every single one of you guys. Every single one of you.
meh Jan 14 @ 9:25pm 
hey can you spot me twenty dollars?
meh May 5, 2017 @ 2:45pm 
Look, dude, you need to return my l0st toaster.
jam Aug 17, 2016 @ 1:08pm 
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.