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Personal Achievements
Unlocked Nov 29, 2017 @ 9:01am

Dead Presidents

Complete 'When Good Heists...'.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2017 @ 9:13am

The Welcome Wagon

Complete 'I'm Free - Free Falling'.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2017 @ 9:51am

Opulence, You Has It

Complete 'Party Time'.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2017 @ 10:28am

We're Takin' Over

Complete 'We've Only Just Begun'.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2017 @ 10:48am

Tower Defense

Complete Act 1 in one way.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2017 @ 1:03pm

Gotta Break Em In

Complete 'The Ho Boat'.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2017 @ 9:50am

I Heart Nyte Blayde

Complete 'STAG Party'.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2017 @ 10:43am


Complete 'http://deckers.die'.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2017 @ 11:03am

Titanic Effort

Complete Act 2.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2017 @ 12:35pm

Once Bitten... Braaaaaaains

Complete 'Zombie Attack'.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2017 @ 12:14pm

Murderbrawl 31

Complete 'Murderbrawl XXXI'.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2017 @ 11:53am

Gangstas... In Space!

Complete Act 3 in another way.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2017 @ 12:41pm

Go Into the Light

Complete all instances of Guardian Angel.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2017 @ 1:03pm

Shake and Bake

Complete your first Challenge.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2017 @ 12:06pm


Hijack 50 vehicles - Dukes style.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2017 @ 1:03pm

Gellin' Like Magellan

Explore every hood in Steelport.
Unlocked Nov 29, 2017 @ 9:41am

A Better Person

Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store.
Unlocked Jan 31 @ 12:31pm

Pimped Out Pad

Upgrade one Stronghold to its full glory.
Unlocked Nov 30, 2017 @ 8:45am

Bromance in the Row

Play SR3 Co-op for 5 hours.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2017 @ 11:53am

Partners in Crime

Beat all Missions in Co-op.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2017 @ 9:54am

Public Enemy #1

Destroy 45 Police and Swat Vehicles while protecting Jimmy's car.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2017 @ 9:56am

Weird Science

Complete mission 'Weird Science'.
Unlocked Dec 13, 2017 @ 10:00am

Eye of the Bee-Holder

Spray 25 rabid fans with the Swarmitron.

Kuh, Boom.

Complete Act 1 in another way.

Too Close to the Son

Complete Act 3 in one way.

Hanging With Mr. Pierce

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Downtown district.

Mourning Stars

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the New Colvin district.

Hack the Planet

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Stanfield district.

You're the Best...

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the Carver Island district.

Bright Lights, Big City

Complete all City Takeover gameplay in the entire city of Steelport.


Complete all instances of Insurance Fraud.

Tune In, Drop Off

Complete all instances of Trafficking.

And Boom Goes the Dynamite

Complete all instances of Heli Assault.

Fence Killa 2011

Complete all instances of Mayhem.

Your Backseat Smells Funny

Complete all instances of Escort.

Double Dose of Pimping

Complete all instances of Snatch.

Porkchop Sandwiches

Complete all instances of Trail Blazing.

Tank You Very Much

Complete all instances of Tank Mayhem.

Have A Reality Climax

Complete all instances of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax.

Everything is Permitted

Kill all of the hitman Assassination targets.

Hi-Jack It

Steal and deliver all Vehicle Theft targets.

Getting the Goods

Find 25% of all Collectibles.

Life of the Party

Find 100% of all Collectibles.

You're My Hero!

Complete ALL Challenges.

Ow My Balls!

Do your first nutshot AND testicle assault.

Gender Equality

Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.

Love/Hate Relationship

Taunt AND/OR Compliment 50 gang members.

Who Loves Ya Baby

Kill 50 brutes.

Stay Classy Steelport

Kill 25 Gang Members each with 'the Penetrator' AND the Fart in a Jar.

The American Dream

Customize 10 vehicles.

Haters Gonna Hate

Kill 1000 Gang Members.

Cowboy Up

Fully upgrade one Weapon in each slot.

Flash the Pan

Destroy all Gang Operations in Steelport.

Third and 30

Spend over 30 hours in Steelport.

Jumped In

Create and share a character online.

Crew of Two

Complete all instances of Activities in Co-op.

Cooked To Perfection

Roast 50 peds with the car’s flamethrower (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).

Get Off My Back

Destroy 5 chase vehicles (in a single instance of Super Ethical PR Opportunity).

Stick the Landing

Land on Magarac Island (in Sad Panda Skyblazing).

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

Kill all of the rooftop mascots (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).

Flame On

Fly through all of the rings (in a single instance of Sad Panda Skyblazing).

Feeding Time

Throw 5 mascots into the water (in a single instance of Apocalypse Genki).

Murder in the Jungle

Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki.

Storm the Yarn

Destroy a mouse ATV during Sexy Kitten Yarngasm.

C-C-C-Combo Breaker

Cause $150,000 worth of damage in a single Sexy Kitten Yarngasm combo.

Genki Bowl Champ

Complete all activity instances in Genki Bowl VII.

I Do My Own Stunts

Land on the Parachute Target during the rescue scene.

First Contact

Destroy all enemy spacecraft during the chase scene.

Union Buster

Kill 15 cameramen.


Kill Space Brutina.

Lights! Camera! Action!

Collect all 6 hidden clapboards.

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Kill 35 Space Amazons with the Laser Pistol.

Warrior Princess

Kill 7 Space Amazons with melee attacks.

Revenge of the Navigator

Destroy 10 enemy spacecraft with the Aegean while filming.

Do a Barrel Roll!

Perform all vehicle stunts with the Aegean.

C-List Celebrity

Complete all missions for Gangstas in Space.


Hold Your Position at Technically Legal using only melee attacks.

Sting Operation

Destroy 5 Steelport Guard vehicles during mission 'Tour de Farce'.

Tour de Farce

Complete mission 'Tour de Farce'.


Shoot down a helicopter with a Saints Flow fireball.

Send in the Clones

Kill a Brute using only melee damage while under the influence of Saints Flow.

The Johnnyguard

Prevent Johnny Tag from taking damage on the Magarac Bridge.

My Pet, Monster

Complete all missions for "The Trouble With Clones".