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Drunk friend

You let 20 drunk customers in. Do you really know what you're doing?
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 10:04am

Papers please

You've carded 100 customers. Maybe you belong in Arstotzka.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 8:58am

Tough guy

You've kicked out 100 assholes... And counting.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 10:49am

Plata o plomo

You've taken 20 bribes. Have you ever considered a career in politics?
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 8:50am

Good job

You've made yourself several max capacity bonuses. Seems like the job suits you.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 9:32am

Just beat it

You've let 100 potential customers leave the line... And this is your reward!
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 9:05am


There have been 20 brawls in your line. You better start showing who's boss.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 9:12am


You managed to calm down 20 customers, but don't let that get to your head.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 10:38am


Negotiating is not your strong suit. People have told you to eat shit 20 times.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 10:49am

Save Liz

Liz is still alive thanks to you. Now... Go and get her!
Unlocked Mar 28, 2023 @ 6:10pm


Thanks for being honest. No one deserves to go to jail for something they didn't do.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 5:12pm


Wait a minute... Did Vinnie tell you to give that letter to your parole officer?
Unlocked Mar 28, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Bachelor party

Once every blue moon can't be that bad, but don't get used to letting minors in.
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 9:59am


Did you really have to listen to that monster?
Unlocked Mar 27, 2023 @ 10:46am

Good ending

Good work always pays off. Have fun!
Unlocked Mar 29, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Hospital or Graveyard

Congrats. You beat the shit out of 20 people. How does that feel?


You tried to reason with 100 customers. Do you believe in flower power?

Massive party

You've managed to let 500 people in the club. Keep up the good work!


You've had to deal with 20 cocky customers. They just never learn...


I thought you were a tough guy... But you've gotten your ass kicked 10 times.

Gabe Newell

You've earned over 10,000 dollars so far. We hope you're managing your revenue wisely.

Kill the mole

You took the "chat" a bit too far with the snitch.


You managed to make the snitch confess... But is that what you wanted?


You accused an innocent man. I suppose you're proud...


You helped Howard, for old time's sake. Don't get used to it.

Bad ending

I'm afraid you couldn't have done it any worse...

Medium ending

Well... At least you tried.

Medium bloody ending

Is this what you really wanted? Keep trying.