This is the worst

Damn you, Weatherby savings and loan!

Barrie just buy handmade mate

kling--klong can sux my nuts

im hellbent

Ahoy main arteys.

This is a serious message. I will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ draw for free. This is un-ironic. Peace and Love. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill me. cant even say ♥♥♥♥ what the ♥♥♥♥ is wrong with this company
My wife is dead. The Throne awaits.

Sonic the Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can run at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's blue colored and knows how to handle the females. Speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as "Hot Chick Heaven" because there's such a mess of very beautiful and tough women that it will make you love the franchise even more! And since Valentine's Day is around the corner, I've been inspired to make a top 10 list of the most beautiful female Sonic characters. Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice, and try not to reach through the screen because HERE WE GO!

Numero Ocho. Cream the Rabbit's mother, Vanilla. She's attractive and the size of an average human mother. What really surprises me about her is that the leader of Team Chaotix, Vector the Crocodile, falls in love with her. Kinda silly, don't you think? She's another character that doesn't do much, but in a season 3 episode of Sonic X, she helps Chris Thorndyke get into space to fight the Metarex along with Sonic and friends.

My hat goes off to you Sonic Team USA. You oughta be proud.
There ya have it folks. Those were the hottest female chicks in the Sonic universe. I hope you enjoyed it, happy Valentine's Day, and I'll see you later. HERE WE GO!

sianara, Johnny Test

"Why would I run for mayor, when I am already king?" - Walt Disney apparently, I don't actually know if this is true but I hope it is it is the most threatening and badass thing I have ever heard, like un-ironically I hope this is true