Banter Wagon
Nevertellpeopleyourrealnameontheinternet   Austria
 
 
Hello fellow human being, welcome to this profile.

:medicon: :sentry: :sticky:

*******Rather Important*******
In case you recieved a message from me with a suspicious link and a trade offer in Fall of 2015, then I would like to apologize. My account has been hijacked but is thankfully restored now. I lost about 100€ in items, I guess that's a fair punishment for clicking on links by people I don't know.

Please message me or leave a comment before adding me or inviting me into a group!

:csgoglobe: About me:
:csgocross: I sexually identify as an attack helicopter
:csgocross: I am a Sniper main in TF2
:csgocross: I obviously love Team Fortress 2, but I also enjoy other shooters and sometimes sandbox games.
:csgocross: Currently 18 years old.
:csgocross: I love memes. Only the good ones tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
:csgocross: I used to collect TF2 stuff.
:csgocross: I make low quality SFM posters, have a look here: http://paupel.deviantart.com/
:csgocross: Proud member of the Gentlemerc's Union
:csgocross: I have a weird obsession with Lightning.

SHOUTOUTS :yazdsmile:
--> Meyvelis
--> Milliman4
--> Tiesje121
--> Snow
--> Podgy713
--> Carnage
--> *am rechten Ohr kratz*
--> All members of the Gentlemerc's Union

I completed the last of the 42 sniper achievements on July 17th 2017 at 7:49 pm GMT

Just so you can paint a better picture of me (and because other people do that aswell ._.) here are some Musicians/Artists that I like:

:RifleTarget: Nomy
:RifleTarget: Nightwish
:RifleTarget: The Offspring
:RifleTarget: Billy Talent
:RifleTarget: Three Days Grace
:RifleTarget: Danko Jones
:RifleTarget: Eisbrecher
:RifleTarget: Oomph!
:RifleTarget: Ghost B.C.
:RifleTarget: Simple Plan
:RifleTarget: Shinedown
:RifleTarget: Linkin Park
:RifleTarget: Two Steps from Hell
:RifleTarget: Good Charlotte
:RifleTarget: Volbeat
:RifleTarget: Sum 41
:RifleTarget: Hoobastank
:RifleTarget: A day to remember
:RifleTarget: Rammstein
:RifleTarget: Hollywood Undead
:RifleTarget: Rise Against
:RifleTarget: Frei.Wild
:RifleTarget: Breaking Benjamin
:RifleTarget: Five Finger Death Punch
:RifleTarget: Eskimo Callboy
:RifleTarget: Slipknot & Stone Sour

Blitz presents: Random Sniper-insults!
(brought to you by Dewrytoes and le loominati #sweg)
Take that, you one eyed bomb-lob'n cactus eat'n potbellied plump bloody fat jiggle'n wop'n big backstab'n lard-arm creepy spastic little bloody blind-eyed precious little twitchy pickle-headed rocket-hop'n pod potato-pop'n phony two-faced filthy mutant bastard!
Currently Online
Salien Stats
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Bosses Fought
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KinPaladin [NTF] Apr 24 @ 3:39pm 
Praise The Heavy God
F( )X B0i$ Feb 27 @ 10:53am 
good snipa =3 :medicon:
Sir Pikachu Jan 29 @ 2:29pm 
+rep funny guy and enjoyable to play with.
twoja stara zapierdala Dec 24, 2017 @ 9:48am 
Merry Christmas and the best of wishes. Another year of funny moments, gaming and memes is approaching us.
~Vexo
Koneko Jun 18, 2017 @ 10:28am 
:C
twoja stara zapierdala May 8, 2017 @ 7:21am 
Bad boi