Emptiness
 
 
"But since we'll all return to dirt, let's bring some stories for the worms."
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Dark Demise Jul 17, 2019 @ 9:21pm 
You have to have a very high IQ to understand Emptiness. His playstyle is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of modern Rocket League most of his touches will go over a typical fan’s head. There's also Emptys versatile box to box outlook, which is deftly woven into his dribble plays - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Kuxir's play, for instance. The non-plastic fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays. As a consequence people who dislike Emptiness truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the fluidity in Emptys existential move "the bat touch" which itself is a cryptic reference to SARPBC. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Emptys genius unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a EMPTINESS tattoo.
Tyme Jul 17, 2019 @ 5:50pm 
You have to have a very high IQ to understand Emptiness. His playstyle is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of modern Rocket League most of his touches will go over a typical fan’s head. There's also Emptys versatile box to box outlook, which is deftly woven into his dribble plays - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Kuxir's play, for instance. The non-plastic fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays. As a consequence people who dislike Emptiness truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the fluidity in Emptys existential move "the bat touch" which itself is a cryptic reference to SARPBC. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Emptys genius unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a EMPTINESS tattoo.
Dark Demise Feb 23, 2019 @ 9:27am 
Attention all visitors to this profile:

Emptiness is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him.

Do not shine bright lights near him.

Do not look him directly in the eye.

Do not touch him or any of his toys.

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many.
Tyme Jan 1, 2019 @ 1:01pm 
Attention all visitors to this profile:

Emptiness is SEVERELY autistic.

Do not make loud noises near him.

Do not shine bright lights near him.

Do not look him directly in the eye.

Do not touch him or any of his toys.

Doing any of the above may set him off on an autistic rampage that could endanger the lives of many
sosa Aug 25, 2018 @ 4:43pm 

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Demo May 22, 2018 @ 7:20pm 
Some say this guy is a top player, one of the best in NA. But I know, I know the truth, I was there from the beginning. I know the real Emptiness and I'm not afraid to share it. His true intentions aren't to become the best Rocket League player, no, it's to win my heart, from the very start I knew he wanted me, my hot body, my smooth exterior, my 4 wheels and big engine. He can handle me like no other, the way he makes me flip and spin with no boost. He may not win every game, but he has won my love. - Batmobile