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14 of 50 (28%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Apr 7, 2015 @ 7:11pm

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2015 @ 7:59pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2015 @ 9:42pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2015 @ 7:19pm


You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2015 @ 9:20pm


Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2015 @ 5:35pm


You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2015 @ 9:04pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2015 @ 5:24pm


You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2015 @ 4:24pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2015 @ 7:10pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2015 @ 9:38pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2015 @ 8:08pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2015 @ 8:02pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2015 @ 5:42pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.


You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.


You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.


You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.


You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.


You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.


You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

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