A famished Saesneg enters a local Saes establishment
Q: how much does a double cheeseburger cost?
A: our burgers are priced very reasonably, in fact, in the world today, some say we have the cheapest burgers out there! and its price is dropping yearly as well (not sure about the portions though). But I do not understand the point behind your question kind customer sir, are you implying to the other customers queueing behind that my burgers are not cheap? here at this restaurant, we have no reason to hide our prices, just so you know, our prices were released recently...
Q: ok.....so how much is a double cheeseburger?
A: If you want the prices, we have the numbers down to the cents, just wait awhile and lemme get back to you later.
Q: Gosh! Im already in the queue... I just want to know the price, what's so difficult?
A: "our people are getting good jobs" without substantiating with numbers. Well done!

Observe, the average conversation between two Saesnegs, arguably are they even sentient, functional human beings?

WHY ARE THE RIVELLIONS DANCING, ARE THEY NOT AWARE THAT THEIR PARENTS FELL TO THE BUTCHRS BLADE WHEN THEY WERE NOUGHT OLDER THAN 8 YEARS OF AGE? HOW IS IT THAT THEY PERSEVERE, EVEN TODAY, REMAINING JUBILANT AND MERRY DESPITE THE INJUSTICES PERPETUATED AGAINST THEM AT THE HANDS OF THE KNIGHTS OF DREY? IT IS DUE TO TWO DISTINCT REASONS, HOPE AND THE NORNS. THIS IS A REALITY PEOPLE, CLING TO YOUR FAITH AND ENSURE THAT THE SAESNEG IS REPELLED TO ENSURE THAT OUR RIVELLION HAMLETS ARE NOT SCOURGED TO THE GROUND. LET US TEST THE SAESNEG'S METTLE WITH FIRE AND BRIMSTONE, WE SHALL BE THE BANE TO SAESEG SOCIETY. WHEN WE ENCROACH UPON THEIR LANDS WE SHALL MAKE WAFERS OF THEIR NATIONAL ICONS, DISMANTLE BIG BEN AND ENSURE THAT NOUGHT IS LEFT BUT CHILDRENS AMUSEMENT PARKS.

The celestial figures call to me. Pray tell Tommy are you an artistic INTJ personality type? They say the reproachful stare from one of them can imbue even the most sullen of men with ingenuity and artistic valour.

I am not sure what the stars say brother.

Oh tell me, what do the stars say Tommy?