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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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Ambitious Jun 22 @ 4:12pm 
Charles Darwin's "On the Origin of Species" (1859) is considered to be the foundation of evolutionary biology. It is perhaps most well known for Darwin's observations on finches, and their branching pattern of evolution. However, an often overlooked, but just as astounding, observation made by Darwin in his work is his documentation of the "BOBtimer" species. This peculiar subspecies of the Homo Sapien, known by the scientific community as Bobus Tempus, was studied in great detail by Darwin. Below is an excerpt from a letter authored by Darwin, meant for the eyes of the Queen:
Ambitious Jun 22 @ 4:12pm 
"Your Majesty,

I believe I have made a discovery that could change the world as we know it. I have found a truly remarkable type of human in my adventures. This rare species, which I now call Bobus Tempus, is largely indistinguishable from an average human. You may be asking yourself 'what then, old bean, makes this subspecies so remarkable?'. The answer to that lies in a very peculiar and unique trait of the BOBtimer. You see, this species has a trait that would result in any other human being labeled as a vegestable. The average IQ of the species lies at a value of 15! ..."

The letter continued with more details, but I will allow you to do further research yourself. There have been very few sightings of this so-called "BOBtimer" in modern day, and a miniscule amount of people who have seen one are able to come into direct contact with it. Those who do rarely come out unscathed. Be safe out there, citizens.

Credentials: Perfect (100) on IQ test
SrgtMacfly Mar 28 @ 11:48pm 
Da ghetto be a strange place. Like how tha ♥♥♥♥ tha book series is called "Larry Potsmoker" even though Dobby tha elf is clearly tha main protagonist.... n' tha antagonist. It’s a internal struggle straight-up. It’s only when one of tha extras gives his♥♥♥♥♥a gludd dat his thugged-out lil' punk♥♥♥♥♥becomes free n' utterin his wild lil' hyped quote "I’m da mudda free biiiatch"
Ambitious Mar 16 @ 3:04pm 
The world is a strange place. Like how the book series is called "Harry Potter" even though Dobby the elf is clearly the main protagonist.... and the antagonist. It’s an internal struggle really. It’s only when one of the extras gives him a glove that he becomes free and uttering his famous quote “I’m da mudda free ♥♥♥♥♥”
SrgtMacfly Mar 16, 2017 @ 4:46pm 
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Sad Boi ☹ Feb 15, 2017 @ 12:11pm 
The world is a strange place. Like how the book series is called "Harry Potter" even though Dobby the elf is clearly the main protagonist.... and the antagonist. It’s an internal struggle really. It’s only when one of the extras gives him a glove that he becomes free and uttering his famous quote “I’m da mudda free ♥♥♥♥♥”