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Prince Eugene Dec 5, 2018 @ 8:55pm 
I did time at Jeff Goldblum state prison for 98 years. Same prison Hitler, and Darth Vader were at. I was on 89th security level because I was considered a threat to the galaxy. One time while I was on the yard I got mobbed by about 500 Zulu warriors, but I remembered my ninjutsu jedi training and said "these aren't the droids your looking for" stopping all of them in their tracks. A few months later I get green lighted by the ottoman empire. Before I know it im surrounded by at least 1000 roman centurions on war elephants. I just calmly stand there and say "im here to kick♥♥♥♥♥and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum." then I take out my 6 electrified katanas and sprout four extra arms and kill all of them in less than 3 seconds. Then the warden comes up to me and says "your good. We're sending you back to Nam."
☭The One Who Knocks☭ Dec 5, 2018 @ 5:42pm 
I did time at Jeff Goldblum state prison for 98 years. Same prison Hitler, and Darth Vader were at. I was on 89th security level because I was considered a threat to the galaxy. One time while I was on the yard I got mobbed by about 500 Zulu warriors, but I remembered my ninjutsu jedi training and said "these aren't the droids your looking for" stopping all of them in their tracks. A few months later I get green lighted by the ottoman empire. Before I know it im surrounded by at least 1000 roman centurions on war elephants. I just calmly stand there and say "im here to kick♥♥♥♥♥and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum." then I take out my 6 electrified katanas and sprout four extra arms and kill all of them in less than 3 seconds. Then the warden comes up to me and says "your good. We're sending you back to Nam."
The Milk Man Dec 5, 2018 @ 5:35pm 
+rep This man rapes ♥♥♥♥♥♥s
The Milk Man Dec 5, 2018 @ 5:35pm 
I did time at Jeff Goldblum state prison for 98 years. Same prison Hitler, and Darth Vader were at. I was on 89th security level because I was considered a threat to the galaxy. One time while I was on the yard I got mobbed by about 500 Zulu warriors, but I remembered my ninjutsu jedi training and said "these aren't the droids your looking for" stopping all of them in their tracks. A few months later I get green lighted by the ottoman empire. Before I know it im surrounded by at least 1000 roman centurions on war elephants. I just calmly stand there and say "im here to kick♥♥♥♥♥and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum." then I take out my 6 electrified katanas and sprout four extra arms and kill all of them in less than 3 seconds. Then the warden comes up to me and says "your good. We're sending you back to Nam."
mcbenis Nov 27, 2018 @ 1:10am 
Wisconsin produced 2.9 billion pounds of cheese, accounting for 25.4% of all cheese produced in the U.S.