Simply Kelp
SK   United States
 
 
Tirol!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH






Simply Kelp is what I go by.
Other forms of aquatic plant matter work for me.



Someone who really likes anything aquatic related.
Rarely talk outside of Discord or ingame.
Currently Offline
That character displayed on my pfp. Not my artwork.
Tirol Tsukinoki
A vtuber.

She’s a jackalope, pretty much a rabbit with deer antlers. Her streams are kinda awkward at times ngl, but she’s absolutely adorable. From what I can tell her English is relatively limited so expect mostly Japanese. She also pretty much exclusively does what I can only imagine are chatting streams, even in collabs.

I hope you enjoy watching PowerPoint presentations.




Here are characters I repeatedly use, no proper description nor particular order though, just listed for the hell of it.

Caitlin from the Pokémon Series.

Clownpiece from the Touhou series.

Mion from Htol#♥♥♥ The Firefly Diary.

Rabuka Mitsuba from Utakata no Minato.

Arctic Hare, Skyfish, and Coelacanth from Kemono Friends.

Tirol Tsukinoki, Charlotte Hoshino, and Umiushi Urara. All vtubers.


Nothing note worthy beyond this point, except for some quotes or something...


2:28 AM - Shockal: Skrelp
2:28 AM - Kelp: Congrats
2:29 AM - Kelp: you found the name orgin
2:29 AM - Shockal: wat

short : my fetish is straight women

*DEAD* Change Your Mind : plz
*DEAD* Change Your Mind : stop sniper
Change Your Mind has found: The Scorch Shot
Change Your Mind : or else I'll use that
'Starburst' Foxky : D:
Change Your Mind : yeah, I thought

pablogonzales2008 : time to evolve
* pablogonzales2008 changed name to pablogonzales2009

Nightbot: @SimplyKelp -> "Expand Dong: EXPANDED EDITION (UNCENSORED/UNCUT/RAW HD FOOTAGE)" by FourScore64 has been added to the queue in position #4
Smenguin: This is why Kelp is banned in the discord
SimplyKelp: heh
Smenguin: like
Smenguin: cant even

iloveallfoxxos |bottle army : Spy screamed in pain as pyro cut off his foreskin with his sharpened volcano fragment burning and scarring spy's 7 inch member


Various quotes from R-18 sites:

“that sample text is really doing it for me, legit nutting on command the moment i see it.”

"bro like i had a boner but now its just gone and it wont come back i think my ♥♥♥♥ died do i need a charger hell"

"boobs pogging amirite"

"Imagine getting hypnotized by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ doge coin"
"Stop posting about doge coin, I'm tired of seeing it!"

"I WISH MONIKA WAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REAL. IT'S NOT FAIR BROS."

“DAD STOP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MY CAR”

"yay i have an excuse to ♥♥♥♥♥ about this because normally i blacklist this but since the prick who uploaded this has the mental competency of a retarded koala i have to gaze upon this, good job uploader, you had one job and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it up, just like i told your mother when you freshly came out of the womb"

"me when i eat a chip"


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MΛID Dec 25, 2023 @ 3:47pm 
wtf lol
MΛID Dec 24, 2023 @ 11:21pm 
* ' * .  ⭐️ *  '*  *
*  . '  ✨✨     '  *
.   *  💫❄️💫 *   '  .
  *  ' 🍭❄️🎂🍭
'    ' 🎁🎊🎉💰🎁 '  
 * *. ❄️🥶⛄️☃️💎❄️  *
* .  🎀💸'🎂🎊🎉⛄️🎀 .
  . 💰💸🎂🎁🎀🍭💸💰
 * .🥶☃️⛄️🎉🎊💰💎🍭🥶* '   *
' . 🎂🍭💎💰🎀🎊🎉🎁🥶🎂+:
. *🎁🎉🎊💰💎🍭🎂⛄️☃️🥶🎁  ' *
 🎀💰💎🍭🎉🎊⛄️🎂🥶❄️🎁🎀
 .     . ⬛ ' ' *     Merry Xmas
MΛID Dec 1, 2023 @ 5:44pm 
Il take that as option 2
Simply Kelp Dec 1, 2023 @ 3:50pm 
Beepbeep, lettuce.