Yes, I smoke weed, big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deal.
Yes, every now and then I hit a sneaky dab.
Yes, my nan was my absolute role model.
Yes, I hit up a cheeky ball drag now and then, but so what?

The flying Spaghetti Monster loves me and when I reach out and grab his noodly appendage that is the true meaning of life

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster