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Unlocked Jul 28, 2018 @ 2:40am

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2018 @ 2:31am

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2018 @ 4:00am

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2018 @ 2:19am

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked Jul 28, 2018 @ 3:59am

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2018 @ 2:21am

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2018 @ 4:10am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked Jul 28, 2018 @ 2:52am



Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

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