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11 of 50 (22%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Feb 15, 2017 @ 11:21am

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 4:00am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 9:10am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 8:05am


You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2017 @ 7:52am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2017 @ 11:12am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2017 @ 6:13am


You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Mar 12, 2017 @ 8:42am


You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2017 @ 11:47am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2017 @ 7:48am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2017 @ 11:54am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.


Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.


You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.


You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.


You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.


You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.


You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.


You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

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