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3 people found this review helpful
5.0 hrs on record
At a Glance
(Adult) Content
(F, FxM) Sexual content.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
One or two hours.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
Read full review.

Epido is a lewd strip-'em-up about a cupid with a newfound power; she is able to make anybody super horny (and she's all too eager to abuse it!)

Gameplay
Shoot everything that moves — and strip anything with tits! Each boss has five health bars; as they are depleted, she will lose another article of clothing, and her attacks will become more aggressive. By collecting coins, you’re able to power-up your attacks and gain new abilities. If you’re ever stuck, you can grind for coins and bulk-up! Once every level has been completed, you’ll unlock “Arcade Mode”. In this mode, you’re required to beat every boss in order — for the lewds!

Story
The story is told via four slides (and I’m still clueless). There’s this rad boy-cupid, and he doesn’t want anything to do with some cute lady-cupid. I. . . I guess he’s gay? She’s pretty bummed out, and he feels kind of bad. He coughs up his cupid bow, granting her the power of love. She may not get the boy, but she can have anyone else!

Visuals
The titlescreen looks great! The on-screen waifu is animated (and mildly interactive!) The user-interface is delight to see. Audio, control and gameplay preferences can be adjusted from “Settings”. Unlocked CGs can be viewed from the “Collection”, but the user-interface can’t be hidden. Graphical preferences can be adjusted from the Unity preboot menu. You’re able to switch between keyboard or mouse control — if you choose the latter, the game will be easier. Some bosses have attacks that alter the usage of your keys (but they have no effect when using the mouse).

- The Goods -
There are sixteen animated CGs to unlock. Each character has a nude portrait, and a sexual animation. The portraits are the same as what are used in-game (during boss fights). The sexual content is unlocked whenever you gain maximum “affection” for any character. I loved the artwork, and the animation is generally high-quality. However, I was able to spot visual errors here and there. There are no backgrounds, climaxes or worthwhile interactivity.

Verdict
I definitely recommend this game! Epido is a good game for newcomers to the shoot-’em-up genre. Not only are you able to sustain multiple hits, but there are a number of upgrades (such as homing attacks) that’ll make the game a whole lot easier. However, if you really suck, this game is not for you. To unlock the full gallery, you’re gonna have to work for it. There’s no “skip” button. If you play on the easiest difficulty setting, you’ll have to beat every boss five times to unlock their respective CGs — and you’ll have to beat them all (in their prime) in a row to unlock the last few images. But on the brighter side, if you get too heated, you can always “let off some steam” between bosses!


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Posted March 7. Last edited March 7.
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4 people found this review helpful
36.7 hrs on record
At a Glance
(Adult) Content
No.
Censorship?
Creative censorship.
Hours of Gameplay
Twenty-five hours.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.

Monster Monpiece is a deckbuilding game about saving the world from descending into chaos (again).

Gameplay
Build a deck and defeat foes in turn based, strategic combat! You must build a deck of at least thirty cards; each card represents a playing piece, which interacts on a three-by-seven playing board. Each turn, cards will move one space forward. If an opponent’s card blocks movement, they will fight. There are four “classes” of cards; melee cards are able to hold the line with high damage and hit-points; ranged cards can control the board with wide-reaching attacks; healers keep your cards alive; and buffers amplify damage. Each card can be changed via “rubbing”, which causes their stats to change (and does away with their pesky clothes!) The key to winning is to build a deck with strong synergy, and a winning game plan!

Story
Once upon a time, mankind was punished for becoming “arrogantly, unruly, and violent.” Clairdia, Goddess of Creation unleashed monsters upon the world. Mankind was nearly wiped out; her monsters became no different than those they were meant to punish. So Clairdia then forced them into human bodies, forcing them to align with mankind to survive. Ultimately, man and monsters made peace throughout the world. However, there is somebody that wants to undo world peace. They want the world to reenter that state of chaos, to revel in the bloodshed as creation is undone. It’s up to May, a young student and her friends to save the world. As her quest unfolds, she will find that the world, and it’s inhabitants are not as they seem. The characters are shallow and the plot-twists are poorly telegraphed; but as long as you don’t think too hard, you’ll be alright!

Visuals
The main-menu and titlescreen look alright. They’re thematically appropriate, just boring. From “Config”, you may adjust audio, control, and display preferences. Monster Monpiece was designed to be played using a controller, but it’s keyboard and mouse compatible. However, the game will often refer to controller buttons (leaving you to guess how they translate to PC). This game isn’t visually interesting — as a matter of fact, I consider “visuals” to be one of the weakest points of this game. Barring the wonderful artwork, Monster Monpiece looks like an old mobile game!

- The Goods -
Don’t get your hopes up; there is no nudity or sexual content in this game. It’s a real shame, because Monster Monpiece definitely looks like the kind of game that’d have fapstuffs (but it doesn’t. Boo.) There are one-hundred-fifteen cards in the game, each featuring a monster girl; as they are powered-up (or “rubbed”), their clothes disappear. There are two variants for each card, depicting stages of undress — again, there is no full nudity. As all of the card-art is rendered portrait-style, none of it can be borderless fullscreened. There are a handful of story-based, full-art CGs, but only one of them offers anything remotely lewd. In this scene, the main protagonist lies face-down (and naked!) as her friends massage her back.

Verdict
I totally recommend this game! Monster Monpiece is lot’s of fun! I wish it was lewder (a lot lewder), but I can live with scantily clad monster girls. My biggest complaint for Monster Monpiece would be the opponents; they are so, so stupid. I won countless games because of poor judgement on my opponents’ end. They don’t play cards to their strengths, and they often make nonsensical moves. The opponents are highly predictable, making them all-to-easy to exploit. Without giving into the “Online Store” (or microtransactions), Monster Monpiece can be super-grindy; however, you don’t need to spend a dime to steamroll the game. With good plays, you too can beat the game with an “G” grade deck — that’s one letter better than “F”!


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Posted March 6.
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19 people found this review helpful
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1.0 hrs on record
At a Glance
(Adult) Content
(FxF) Sexual content.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
One hours.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.

Sensual Adventures – Episode 5 is a lewd interactive film about a pair of futas (and a womanly bystander) that bang it out!

Gameplay
Enjoy the show (or make your own!) What can I say? Sensual Adventures – Episode 5 is essentially an interactive porn flick. “Story Mode” offers a twenty-four minute film. Alternatively, you may employ “Movie Maker” to arrange a series of premade animations. These animations are somewhat interactive, with controllable cameras and uh, “climax control”. You’re able to customize each actor via the “Customize” menu, where you may change their color or toggle their bikinis (who needs them?)

Story
Brittany and Trinity are on vacation. They’re enjoying the good life — that is, until Trinity feels a lil’ something-something in her pants panties! Brittany is all too eager to make that something-something go away, but they’re not as alone as they thought! And. . . and that’s the story. You’re not here for the story right?

Visuals
The titlescreen would be more appropriate for a splash screen — but the main-menu looks great! From “Settings”, you may adjust audio, display and a variety of graphical preferences. I saw a few visual errors throughout the game, such as clipping or lighting-related artifacts — but it’s important to note that Sensual Adventures – Episode 5 is not prerendered. With that in mind, it’s kind of amazing how little visual errors there are!

- The Goods -
Where do I start — the whole game is a sex-scene! “Story” mode is comprised of a twenty-four minute, fully voiced film with nine sexual animations. “Movie Maker” offers seven new sex-scenes, with interchangeable actors. The latter also provides limited interactivity. The main protagonists, Brittany and Trinity are futas: they have male and female genitalia. Jasmine is a “vanilla” women, and sometimes she joins the futa (ex) lovers. The animation is pretty hot, and the models are superb! Everything is wholly consensual (unlike most sex-games on the market!) I thought the painted-on ♥♥♥ shots were pretty lame (as opposed to ones that are uh, “physics enabled”). Barring this letdown, I was thoroughly impressed by the sexual content!

Verdict
Oh my gosh yes I recommend this game! I know I’m supposed to keep my cool when I review porn games, but uh, not gonna lie — it was kind of hard. Hah! Sensual Adventures – Episode 5 is a steamy collection of animations (which are definitely fap-worthy!) However, this “game” is hardly a game. . . it’s more like an interactive porn flick. There is virtually no gameplay or story. Sensual Adventures – Episode 5 is a wonderful fap session (or five), but it doesn’t offer much else. I would have liked to have seen stronger gameplay, such as optional dialogue (like a visual novel) and increased sexual interactivity (such as the ability to change positions during story mode). As long as you understand Sensual Adventures – Episode 5 is not a game (in the traditional sense), I think you’ll enjoy what Puppetmaster3dx has concocked!


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Posted March 4. Last edited March 4.
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6 people found this review helpful
3.1 hrs on record
At a Glance
(Adult) Content
(F) Nudity.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
Two or three hours.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.

Fight Angel Special Edition is a lewd 2D fighting game about a series of “invitations” to a tournament with an unknown prize.

Gameplay
Defeat round-after-round of fighter (or make your own!) “Story Mode” provides chronological fights with tidbits of story in between. Unfortunately, you’re forced to play a specific cast of fighters (you’re not allowed to choose your own characters). “Arcade Mode” offers chronological fights where you’re permitted to choose your own character. Every time you defeat a foe, you’ll earn some coins: these coins can be used to purchase cosmetics from the “Store”. You’re able to customize pre-existing characters, or create up to ten of your own. If you’re feeling competitive, you’re able to engage real people via “Versus Mode” (either locally or online). I’m skeptical you’ll find any randoms — you’re probably better off buying two copies of Fight Angel.

Story
One day, Yulia and Claudia stumbled upon tickets to the Fight Angel Tournament. Whoever collects each “invitation” is deemed the winner — they form a team and set off to claim their prize!

Visuals
The titlescreen is attractive — it definitely conveys what kind of game Fight Angel is. The main menu is extremely cluttered, but interactive waifus are always welcome in my books. From “Option”, you may adjust audio, display, graphical and gameplay preferences. Contrary to what “Option” would lead you to believe, you can’t actually mute the game. Fight Angel Special Edition was designed to be played with controllers, not keyboards — however, a mouse is necessary to navigate portions of the game *such as “Customization”). The characters and backgrounds don’t match. Background characters are not the same style as the playable characters (which cheapens the game). As if the game didn’t look cheap enough, battlers are imposed on each stage — it’s as if they are walking on a greenscreen! The English isn’t great, and there are a few typos here and there.

- The Goods -
By far the best part of this game is the clothes-breaking (or “cloth broking”) system. As characters take damage, their outfits are torn apart, until nothing but their underwear (or under there) remains! Many outfits are specifically tailored to showcase the uh, “goods”. Some characters offer great views when they attack, and sometimes all it takes are a few rips to see some lips! The genitalia look super ripe; it’s pretty hard to miss them while fighting (especially when you add hair).

Verdict
Wait for a sale. Fight Angel Special Edition is an okay fighter game, but it gets old fast. There isn’t much to do; the “story” offers virtually no replay value, and once you’ve played one round of “arcade” you’ve played them all. Unless you’re a completionist, I don’t see any reason to grind once you’ve created a few characters. I loved the clothes breaking system, and the gratuitous upskirts were a big highlight. However, I couldn’t help but think about SOULCALIBUR VI — this game also offers a clothes-breaking mechanic, and all it takes are a few mods to introduce full nudity. I understand SOULCALIBUR VI is a “AAA” release, but Fight Angel Special Edition isn’t better in any way. It’s biggest selling point is nudity, but it lacks any form of sexual content (and the gameplay is meh). Fight Angel Special Edition is worth picking up during a sale, but honestly, I’d consider passing.


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Posted March 3. Last edited March 3.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
0/10 would download again
Posted March 1.
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26 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
At-a-Glance
(Adult) Content
(F) Nufity.
Censorship?
Matte clothes.
Hours of Gameplay
Thirty minutes.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.

Morph Space is a lewd puzzle platformer with a marble minigame.

Gameplay
Collect facial expressions to unlock platforms and become a marble to unlock suggestive statues. . . no, I didn’t make any of that up. You’ll have to navigate a maze to collect the necessary expressions to progress; alternatively, you may engage a marble game to collect “points” and purchase rotating copies of the player character. Unfortunately, the marble game is rather buggy — I had to restart the game three times just to collect the points i needed to unlock a single item.

Story
There is no story (and I’m not making one up!)

Visuals
The titlescreen is actually the game — when you click “Start”, you will immediately assume control of the character. Cool! From “Option”, you may adjust graphical preferences. . . but not audio. . . shouldn’t that come standard in all games?

- The Goods -
I don’t think there’s really nudity in this game. Then again, I couldn’t be bothered to unlock all content. The the store page would lead you to believe there is nudity (and it was censored to pass Steam moderation), but in-game nudity is censored by semi-translucent clothing. All of the “nudity” is just the player character in a different pose, and it’s rather uncanny.

To be fair, the store page did list “nudity” as a form of in-game “mature content”!

Verdict
Wow, such awful. I figured I was in for a bad game, but this game isn’t just bad. . . it’s thievery. At least memeware usually has some redeeming quality. . . but not Morph Space. The gameplay is slow and tedious, the “puzzles” are strictly memorization. You shouldn’t be encouraged to reboot an application because the developers can’t code. That’s right, instead of programming a functional game, the developers think having players restart is a good solution. What an insult — and to add a little more salt to the wound, WCH thinks this is a five dollar game. Morph Space is not fun, and it’s not funny. I don’t recommend.


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Posted February 27. Last edited February 27.
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12 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
At-a-Glance
(Adult) Content
(F, FxF) Sexual content.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
One hour.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.

Strip Black Jack - Sex Teacher is a lewd game of Blackjack about a pair of teachers. . . sex teachers!

Gameplay
Play rounds of Blackjack and purchase nudes! After you place your bet, each player is assigned two cards. Each card is assigned a value, and you may choose either to “hit” (gaining another card) or “stand” (revealing your hand). Whoever has the highest value hand that isn’t more than twenty-one wins — however, if you happen to gain a hand of exactly twenty-one, you auto-win! There are a few more rules to Blackjack, but that’s all you need to know to beat this game. If you run out of money, you can spin for more! Unfortunately, you’re gonna have to spin that wheel alot. . . and if you spin low, you might as well throw the game.

Story
There is no story (and I’m not making one up!)

Visuals
The titlescreen is nicely arranged (but I still find the “More Games” button distracting). Language can be adjusted via the flag icon. Audio and display preferences can be toggled in-game from the settings menu. It’s kind of BS having these options tucked away in-game, but hey, at least they exist right?

- The Goods -
There are maybe fifty-four unlockable, static CGs, and three animations. The CGs are rendered alongside the Blackjack table, spicing your game! However, they don’t feature backgrounds, and the user-interface can’t be hidden. Due to the way the images are cropped, sometimes they have unsightly edges. Two of the animations feature a nude dance, and the third offers a lesbian lick session! However, the girls are not correctly synced — though the uh, black teacher’s tongue is extended, it never touches the white teacher’s orifice. I suspect the developers used a canned animation and couldn’t be bothered to fix it.

Verdict
If you like Blackjack, the Strip Black Jack series are worth a look. However, I find their choice of models to be hit-or-miss. I rather enjoyed the “teachers” of Strip Black Jack – Sex Teacher, and I’m delighted to see more sexual content (as opposed to boring ol’ nudity). The CGs are nothing special, but there are plenty to see. This game is rather luck-based; you could unlock everything in minutes, or maybe hours. If you don’t enjoy Blackjack, the adult-content isn’t worth the trouble. Strip Black Jack – Sex Teacher ain’t a bad deal, but I wish CritoGames would increase the quality of their lewdies — quality versus quantity!


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Posted February 27. Last edited February 27.
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36 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
4.5 hrs on record
At a Glance
(Adult) Content
(FxM) Sexual content.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
Four or five hours.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
Download from Kagura Games.

Lisa and the Grimoire is a lewd RPG about Lisa's quest to undo a demon's curse, and to acquire her treasures (and retire forever!)

Foreword
For the purposes of this review, the adult patch is installed.

Gameplay
Explore dungeons and evade baddies — or get raped by them, whatever! Though it’s possible to fight your way through each level, it’s generally a better idea to avoid confrontation. Enemies will often choose to restrain and rape you, degrading your resistance to sexual advances. As your erogenous zones are sensitized, their attacks will become increasingly effective — eventually, the protagonist may willingly submit to her foes. However, you needn’t worry about losing the game — it’s nearly impossible to “lose” the game. Rather, chances are you’ll be treated to a long series of lewd cutscenes (so in a sense, winning the game!) By collecting materials and seeds, you’re able to craft or grow — yes, grow new weapons and armor!

Story
Once upon a time, humans and demons lived side-by-side. The demons were worshipped; they were offered riches and treasures simply for existing. Over the years, humans became more powerful, and demons faded into obscurity. However, their treasure hasn’t gone anywhere! Lisa is a treasure hunter, but it ain’t the “adventurous spirit of hunting for ancient treasures” that keep her motivated; she’s interested in retiring, spending the remainder of her life without a care in the world. Specifically, she is hunting for the treasure of the Great Demon Fleurity, a succubus thought to be long gone (or so she thought!) Among her artifacts is the Succubus Grimoire, a spellbook “teeming with magic that bolsters human desires”. Unfortunately, this book has rendered the male population slaves to sex — if Lisa wants Fleurity’s treasure, she’ll have to undo her curse first!

Visuals
The titlescreen is nicely arranged, I can dig it. “Controls” will open a text file listing the keybinds. Interestingly, user-preferences can’t be adjusted from the main menu; they can only be adjusted in-game. From “Options”, you’re able to adjust audio and gameplay preferences. A gallery can be accessed in-game (but it’s somewhat hidden — look for a mirror with a red arrow). When viewing the uh, fruits of your labor, the user-interface can be fully hidden (via the “shift” key).

- The Goods -
I am unsure how many CGs and sex-scenes are in this game; however, I estimate there are twenty base, static CGs and nine extended sex-scenes (which are comprised of dialogue and one or more base CGs). Sex-scenes are typically associated attacks and game-overs, but there are a few “bonuses” hidden throughout the game. The contents of the gallery are not unlocked after beating the game — this means you’ll have to unlock the full gallery by hand (. . . get it?) Unfortunately, many CGs are poorly cropped, producing sharp, unsightly edges. The artwork and sexual situations are pretty hot, but edges are buzzkill. The main protagonist is gangraped, hypnotized and held prisoner — if that’s your jam, this is a great game to play one-handed!

Verdict
Wait for a sale. Lisa and the Grimoire is the fastest game I’ve ever beaten from Kagura Games; it only took me three hours from start to finish. However, I skipped the adult content, and if you were to actually pursue (and uh, enjoy) the sexual content, Lisa and the Grimoire may offer a few extra hours of content. I recommend increasing the difficulty level. You’ll get more bang for your buck; when you lose battles, you’re treated to a gangbang! As the game progresses, combat becomes a regular sexfest; I spent more time watching the protagonist getting raped than actually fighting. Lisa and the Grimoire is definitely more porn than RPG. Unfortunately, the rough treatment of the artwork may prove too lame for some players (including myself). Lisa and the Grimoire is a short and sweet RPG — the artwork is kind of a tragedy, but gameplay makes up for it!


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Posted February 26. Last edited February 26.
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Early Access Review
Jiggle! Jiggle! Jiggle!
(Adult) Content
(F) Nudity.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
'til Heck freezes over.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
Purchase in-game.

League of Maidens® is a free-to-play single-player action-RPG about a woman’s stand against Atonia, and her campaign of chaos throughout the multiverse.

Honestly, I get where the negative reviews are coming from but. . . the game ins't that bad once you actually play it. Don't get me wrong, I have complaints too (read my full review), but I'd be playing this game right now if I didn't have obligations to write other reviews.

Gameplay
Grind! Grind! Grind! Kill! Kill! Kill! Jiggle! Jiggle! Jiggle! Once you choose a “class” and create “maiden”, it’s off to explore the world (after a few hours of tutorials). There are five classes, which determine the weapons and abilities your character is allowed to use. The game is divided into vast, explorable areas — they are populated with baddies, dungeons (or “strongholds”), and quest givers. Progression is directly tied to your maidens’ stats and levels. You’ll have to rerun dungeons and quests hundreds of times to gain the necessary materials to unlock new content. As the story progresses, you’ll gain access to increasingly difficult areas and bosses. Upgrades typically cost one or more “materials” — like progression, upgrades also cost time and grinding. Using the Motion3D camera, you’re able to stop time to snap photos of your gameplay. Alternatively, you may pose your maidens any way you please via Pose3D mode!

Story
Atonia, she who transcends time and space seeks to usurp Zeus as ruler of the multiverse. The United Nations Defense Council (or “UNDC”) is humanity’s last stand against Atonia’s army, the Fall. Through the Project Warmaiden, the UNDC produces “Warmaidens”. Warmaidens are genetically enhanced humans; they are stronger, faster, smarter and more resilient. Led by Merica Johnson, the League of Maidens are the most powerful humans ever conceived. However, they have been corrupted by Atonia’s destroyers, implements of her chaos. The fate of the universe rests on a single fresh-faced recruit, a Generation Seven Warmaiden. It’s up to her to unite the what remains of mankind, and thwart the evil machinations of Atonia.

Visuals
The title menu looks great (but it’s not very exciting). From “Settings”, you may adjust a wide variety of audio, display, gameplay and graphical preferences. League of Maidens® features heavily populated, spacious worlds and quite a bit of visual effects. Due the speed of combat, it’s very important to maintain smooth gameplay — thankfully, the Settings menu offers a robust control panel to finetune your performance. I ran this game on a laptop with an RTX 2060, and I was able to maintain a consistent seventy FPS (or frames-per-second) The game looks and feels premium; however, the variety of enemies, outfits and environments clashed with each other. The overall aesthetic of the world doesn’t always work out, but it at least it looks pretty!

- The Goods -
League of Maidens® is not a porn game (but there is nudity and user-generated pornography). Nudity is unlocked via a “cheat”, which is purchased via the in-game shop for thirty dollars. Hold on, thirty?

What kind of dumbass would pay thirty dollars for tiddies?!

Oh. . . yeah, that’d be me. The price of nudity (among other cosmetics) can be reduced (by twenty percent) via a Maiden+ membership, which starts at seven dollars (for a week subscription). Alternatively, you may purchase the “Shower Pack” (for ten dollars), which allows you to undress your maidens in Pose3D mode or designated “showers”.

Also, the jiggle physics — easily the best part of the game, hands down.

To be honest, the nudity isn’t special, but it’s a lovely feature. It’s great for snapping candid pictures (using the Motion3D camera), and for the artistically inclined you can make porn via Pose3D. The women of League of Maidens® are equipped with huge breasts and booties. I guess you could say, they’re. . . beyond human!

But if thiccc ladies (with three “c”s) aren’t your thing, you can always make a “lolimaiden”. . . like me!

Verdict
It’s worth a try, but temper your expectations (and your wallet). League of Maidens is an interesting specimen; it’s a single player experience with aggressive free-to-play elements. League of Maidens requires the same dedication and investment as a competitive online multiplayer game. You’re expected to log-on everyday, and complete your daily missions and dungeon crawls. It takes days of game time to get anywhere — but arbitrary, daily limits will force you to spread your playtime between weeks, if not months. League of Maidens® is designed to be a daily ritual — but that’s exactly what some people are looking for. League of Maidens® is rough around the edges, but it’s a framework for something beautiful. If Maiden Gaming Inc. eases the grind and free-to-play nonsense, League of Maidens® would be on track to enter a league of its own!


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Posted February 25. Last edited February 25.
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Hey kids, want to unlock some extra "story". . . ?"

Be sure to check out Kagura Games' website for the adult (18+) patch! Normally, Kagura Games has a dedicated section for (18+) patches, but the site is undergoing some changes. Thankfully, you can find the definitely necessary (18+) "story content" from the front page. If you can't find it, I suggest hitting "CTRL" and "F" to search for it.

https://www.kaguragames.com/

Alternatively, you can find a link to the patch via the Wombat Trap Group/Curator,

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/wombattrap/discussions/0/2789370076123794179/
Posted February 19. Last edited February 19.
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