4 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.1 hrs on record
Posted: Nov 20, 2021 @ 1:59pm
Updated: Nov 20, 2021 @ 2:00pm
Product received for free

At-a-Glance
Adult Content?
(F) nudity.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
Two hours.
Patch Available?
Not necessary.

69 Samantha Love is a lewd jigsaw puzzle game about Samantha the “gamer girl”; contrary to what the title suggests, she does not participate in any sort of “69”.

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Gameplay
The goal of each level is to unscramble an image by sorting two groups of jagged pieces. The number of pieces seems to increase exponentially; by the second half of the game, I found myself deliberating over confusing messes of pieces. Unfortunately, there is no adjustable difficulty for “casual players”. Unless you love jigsaws, you’ll probably hate the ever-increasing difficulty.

Sexual Content
There are four base, animated CGs with variations for undress. The artwork is decent, but the animation is minimalistic; and there’s virtually no sexual content. The last CG the main protagonist spreading her legs (but that’s about as heated as the game gets). To unlock the full-nude version of any given CG, you must complete four puzzles. Considering how long it takes to complete one puzzle, it’s really lame to spend ten or fifteen minutes per article of clothing. You can tell Loolust is really stretched for budget!

Verdict
I was promised an “exciting puzzle game” — I’m bored. I was promised “Relaxing music” — I had to mute the application to preserve my mental wellbeing. I was also promised “a good rest after work” — I’ve been working all day and frankly I feel like I wasted my time. 69 Samantha Love isn’t a terrible game, but it’s so forgettable I can’t think of any good reason to purchase this game. Unless the artwork really speaks to you, 69 Samantha Love isn’t worth the time and effort. If you’re a big puzzle enthusiast, you may enjoy the difficulty curve, but the lack of image variety is a huge buzzkill. It’s clear Loolust is trying to milk the meager gallery for as much playtime as possible. If you’re solely interested in the gallery or achievements, you’ll be sorely disappointed by the lack of “cheat” button. I got about half-way through the game before I decided that I’d rather be playing any other puzzle game that has been sent to me. I think the price tag is reasonable, but I there are better games for the money. I’d “swipe left” on this one.


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