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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 4.0 hrs on record
Posted: Jun 10 @ 11:28pm

At-a-Glance
(Adult) Content
(FxM) Sexual content.
Censorship?
Mosaic'd genitalia.
Hours of Gameplay
One hour.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.

Let's Turn Pick-Up Beach to a Nudist [F-ing] Beach! is a lewd clicker/resource-management game about converting your local beach into a "nudist beach"!

Note: this article is a FRACTION of the full review. To read the whole article (including commentary and ratings), be sure pay my site a visit.

Verdict
I have mixed feelings about this game. Let’s Turn Pick-Up Beach to a Nudist [F-ing] Beach! is a tedious game. Once you figure out how to play the game, completion is a matter of pressing the same few buttons again and again. Until you figure out how to beat the game, “male arousal” will ruin your day. Without spending the bulk of your profits into “sage juice”, you’ll progress will be consistently reset. Now that I know which buttons to press (and the correct order), I could probably beat this game in under thirty-minutes — that’s not a quality a ten-dollar title should have. The sexual content was great; I enjoyed the voice acting and borderline rapey animations. However, the invasive user-interface and censorship killed the experience. I understand if KISAMAMAKI SOFT is based outside of America, but Steam doesn’t have censorship restrictions. As an American, I expect my “nudists” free of mosaics! As long as you’re okay with blurred-out genitals, this is an alright game that’s worth picking up during a strong sale — maybe uh, half-off.


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