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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.1 hrs on record
Posted: Jan 11, 2021 @ 9:50pm

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
No.
Censorship?
Not applicable.
Hours of Gameplay
Thirty minutes.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
Not applicable.

Club Girl is a lewd rhythm game featuring a latex-clad dancer.

Gameplay
Mash keys to complete a designated string of inputs and collect points. Each input corresponds to an arrow key, and must be completed when an on-screen graphics rests inside the designated area. Each (successful) input nets points, which are accumulated between levels -- unfortunately, points serve no point whatsoever.

Story
There is no story (and I'm not making one up!)

Visuals
The titlescreen looks like a horror game! Between the blurry graphics, poor lighting, and uncanny, on-screen babe I felt as though a jump scare was around the corner. Oh wait -- there was, and it was her! There is no ability to adjust audio preferences, or window the application. If you do find the main character attractive, there is no "free mode" or gallery to view her without the user-interface.

- The Goods -
There is no adult content, though it's clear the main character is intended to be arousing or sexy. It'd be nice if there was nudity -- but then again, that's the least of this game's problems.

Verdict
I don't recommend this game -- was I pranked? Club Girl may be a dollar, but it's hardly worth a dollar. The gameplay is lacking, and collecting "points" is a half-assed incentive to complete levels. There is no adult content, and no unlockable content (such as new costumes or levels). Overall, Club Girl is a mediocre (at best) rhythm game.


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