12 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.6 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: Feb 5, 2021 @ 9:18pm
Updated: Feb 6, 2021 @ 11:40am

Came for the hentai, came in my pants
(Adult) Content
No.
Censorship?
Not applicable.
Hours of Gameplay
Twenty minutes.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
Not applicable.

Megacraft Hentai Survival is a lewd first-person shooter about collecting “hentai” drawings.

Gameplay
Shoot (or smash) zambies and collect ten hentai drawings! Each drawing is hidden throughout a network of zambie-infested villages. There is no map or compass. . . you'll have to stick to the road and memorize landmarks to locate them. At your disposal are a variety of weapons, such as shotguns and machetes. These weapons and their respective ammunition randomly spawn throughout the world. It's essential to stay stocked, but items typically spawn nearby settlements. That means where there's bullets, there's shootin'! Your health, hunger and thirst are measured throughout the game -- contrary to the existence of food and "bandages", there is no way to restock on vitals. There's a crafting system, but it's almost completely useless; the only items that you can craft that actually work are scattered like candy throughout the world.

Story
There is no story (and I'm not making one up!)

Visuals
The titlescreen looks fine, but it's stock and boring. I hate how the "Play" button leads to a "Start" button -- it's redundant. Music can be toggled via the "H" button. There are no other adjustable user-preferences.

- The Goods -
There is no hentai whatsoever. There are a ten cropped photos of bikini-clad women. . . that cannot be viewed in any sort of gallery. If you're here for hentai, you're gonna have a bad time.

Verdict
If you enjoy memeware, this is actually a decent game. If you're looking for a good game, don't buy it -- support better studios. Megacraft Hentai Survival is a okay memey shooter. There is meaningful gameplay, and it's visually appealing. I could see someone getting a laugh out of this game. However, it's largely dysfunctional. Many items literally do nothing, and beating the game causes a softlock. This game has virtually no replay value; the "drawings" you're supposed to collect spawn in the same place every time. If you're lookin' for a meme time, consider dropping a few quarters during a sale!


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3 Comments
Chryaien Feb 6, 2021 @ 11:02am 
waterpark simulator kekw
somebody336 Feb 6, 2021 @ 1:12am 
Now this is a quality game 👌
Hoxton Feb 5, 2021 @ 9:44pm 
thye have hentai pics you faggot