28 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 21.2 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: Nov 23, 2020 @ 3:33pm
Updated: Dec 10, 2020 @ 12:21pm
Product received for free

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
(F) Nudity.
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
Ten hours.
Modding Support?
Yes! Upcoming workshop.
Patch Available?
Enable in-game.

Haydee 2 is a lewd first-person shooter/puzzle game about a woman that must escape a hostile facility; it’s everybody against one.

Collect and manage items as you navigate a maze of puzzles and traps. Items are scarce, and many have limited usage. You must count your bullets, and shoot only when absolutely necessary; anything less than a headshot is a waste of ammunition. There is a vast map to explore, which must be painstakingly unlocked piece-by-piece. Many doors are guarded by colored-keycards, and it’ll take an arsenal of tools to gain access to the remainder of the world. A big part of Haydee 2 is discovery and exploration: you’ll have to find out what does what, and leave no stone unturned. When you’re not backtracking from a previous save, you’ll find that new tools often breath new life to areas previously explored.

The story is unraveled piece-by-piece via hidden clipboards, computers and tablets. As the story is intended to be read piecemeal, I’ll only divulge a little information. Object HD512 finds herself trapped inside a massive facility. She’s not like the rest of her kind; she exhibits self-awareness and will. Prior to the facility’s hostile take-over, her caretakers had tried (and failed) to “fix” her code. HD512 violent and combat trained — it took a massive security crew to return her to stasis. Her caretakers have been warped by “Entropy”, a mysterious agent that renders them as aggressive work-crazed monsters. It would appear that HD512 is what remains of the facility’s humanity, even if all she knows is code.

The titlescreen looks great! It’s nicely arranged, and it doubles as character-customization screen. From “Settings”, you can adjust a wide variety of audio, display, gameplay and graphical preferences. I’m impressed — the robustness of the “Settings” menu is what I’d expect from a high budget game. Achievements can be viewed in-game via the “Records” selection. You can customize the protagonist’s hair, hair color and outfit via “Outfits”. Unfortunately, there are little customization options — I hope that DLC is released in the future. Thankfully, modders have already been hard at work! The in-game environments are wonderfully detailed, and provided censorship is disabled, are brimming with parodic, pornographic material!

- The Goods-
The main protagonist is an absurdly thicc woman; as your prance about the game, you can watch her titanic breasts swing into action, and the behold her dark-skinned ass crack! The female enemies are much the same way. By disabling “censorship” from the “Options” menu, you’ll reveal quite a bit of in-game, adult-material. It typically features the protagonist in varying costume and position; though seeing her face again and again is repetitive, it is canonically correct. However, there is no sexual content — Haydee 2 features plenty nudity, but it’s far from an adult-game. There is no gallery, and no sex-scenes either. Perhaps with the in-built level editor and the help of modders, that can change!

Unless you’re willing to cheat just a little bit, I can’t recommend this game to the average user. Haydee 2 is a game for a very special kind of gamer — if you’re a masochist, you may enjoy this game! It’s not a bad game, but it’s extremely unforgiving. A simple mistake can cost you the entire game: rather than restarting from your last save, you may find it necessary to revert several saves or start a new game altogether. Haydee 2 does not hold your hand. Without using a guide (or cheating), chances are you’ll waste hour-after-hour learning from trial and error. If pain and suffering isn’t your cup of tea, nor is Haydee. Though I recommend cheating, I strongly recommend that you avoid guides (whenever possible). Part of the fun are those “aha!” moments and self-discovery — if you’re going to adhere to a guide, Haydee 2 isn’t for you.

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DatWombat Dec 10, 2020 @ 12:21pm 
Son of a monkey :0
Thanks! I guess I focused too hard on my bold/italics haha
Fake News Fredo Dec 10, 2020 @ 11:59am 
You linked to No Honor, just saying. :happyNV: