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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3.1 hrs on record
Posted: Nov 4, 2020 @ 10:45pm
Updated: Nov 4, 2020 @ 10:48pm

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
(FxM) Sexual content.
Censorship?
Mosaic'd genitalia.
Hours of Gameplay
Two or three hours.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.

Feel Up a Sexy Lifeguard! is a lewd clicker-game about massaging a sexy lifeguard.

Gameplay
Fondle a lovely lifeguard to collect "arousal" and unlock new positions, and more. . . intimate fondling options. By engaging in sexual contact "massaging" the protagonist, she will give hearts and gain "arousal", both of which used to unlock new massages and positions. As you rub her up, her "sensitivity" will increase, speeding-up the rate at which she is aroused -- take care not to cap her "pleasure" meter in the process, as doing so will cost a "life" (and an ass-load of "arousal" to get them back!) There isn't a way to "beat" the game, just new CGs to unlock (and something else to beat.)

To read the full length "Gameplay", check this review out on Wombat Trap (dot-com).

Story
You wake up beneath the beating sun and a sexy lifeguard. She accuses you of peeping on the beach-goers, buy you deny her claims (but we all know that's exactly what you were doing on the beach!) She figures you for a friendly person, and asks that you massage her -- and apparently, this lifeguard's idea of a massage starts with your hands all over her breasts!

Visuals
The titlescreen is nicely arranged, and the user-interface is attractive. The application resolution can be adjusted using the keys “Z”, “X”, “C”, and “V”; the maximum resolution for this game is 1000 by 1000, but it’s possible to fullscreen this game by pressing the “Alt” and “Enter” keys together. Audio and display preferences can be adjusted from the “Setting” menu (which is brought-up via the gearbox icon at the top-left corner.)

- The Goods-
There are interactive CGs, each featuring the main protagonist with a wide variety of unlockable interactivity. You can lick, grab, toy and undress her to your heart's content (as long as you have the hearts to unlock each option.) The protagonist looks great, and the animations are a delight. However, climax is both rare and anti-climatic -- playing with the protagonist doesn't feel much better than some mildy-interactive doll.

Verdict
Wait for a sale. This isn’t a particularly fun game, and the “gameplay” isn’t what I’d call “exciting”. Feel Up a Sexy Lifeguard! punishes you for playing by forcing you to pause between intercourse (or lose your “lives” and unlocks.) In addition, censorship (for anyone in the States) is total buzzkill — Steam doesn’t require censored genitalia, so censorship should be absent. If there was a “free-mode” added to this game, it would be a more worthwhile purchase. Until then, I’d wait for a strong sale or a few good updates.


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3 Comments
The Dude Nov 5, 2020 @ 1:47am 
I would only use that sentence if there is no cencorship at all?
DatWombat Nov 5, 2020 @ 1:46am 
Well, to my knowledge there isn't a patch to remove censorship. . . so with that in mind, there is no need for a patch to unlock additional sexual content.
The Dude Nov 5, 2020 @ 1:45am 
Patch Available? -> No, not necessary?