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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.8 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: May 15, 2020 @ 1:12pm
Updated: May 15, 2020 @ 1:17pm

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
Yes, (F) nudity.
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
One or two hours.
Modding Support?
Patch Available?
Yes, download from Google.

Goblin Jargon is a lewd crush-three game about bangin' girls to go home.

- Disclaimer -
I am required by Steam law to notify you that I received this game free of charge. However, I received no other compensation and I am bound by no obligation to write this review.

I'm not sure what to catagorize this game as — so I'll just make up my own name. This is crush-three game, which bears maybe similarities to a "connect-three" game. The main difference between the two is how three like-colored pieces interact. In a connect-three game, you must swap game pieces around to create rows of three or more. In this game, you must locate prexisting groups of three or more pieces, and remove them from the board.

Some may you say that you done goofed. Others may say you done hit the jackpot. You're to go to the Nether Demon Tower and acquire the help of elven women within. They won't help you without a fight, however — and the elven way of "helping" might not be what you're expecting. . .

You lucky dog.

I thought the titlescreen looked okay. The presentation is a bit strange, and there is no way to adjust user-preferences (such as audio or display settings). The "Help" button will bring up a tutorial on how to play the game, and the "Collect" button functions as a gallery. Unfortunately, the user-interface cannot be hidden when viewing CGs in the gallery. The in-game visuals look serviceable, but the ladies appear to be a little fuzzy.

- The Goods -
Now the CGs are where the game's at — they are animated, interactive, and plentiful. Expect female and male-on-female sexual content.

Yes, I recommend this game.

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