27 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3.0 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: Mar 25 @ 10:25pm
Updated: Mar 25 @ 10:30pm

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
Yes, (F) nudity.
No, so woot. Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
Forty-five minutes.
Modding Support?
Patch Available?

3D Hentai Blackjack is a lewd game of strip blackjack. . . I think?

Here's the thing. I've never played "blackjack" before, and going into this game I had no idea what I was doing. I don't know if this is what actual blackjack is. But I figured out how to play the game, eventually.

There are five characters to choose from (to play against), each with four stages to complete. Each stage represents a game (of what I guess is blackjack). Every win means your opponent loses some more clothes.

I like where this is heading!

Each player starts with two cards, each one representing a numeric value. The goal is to have a higher value than your opponent. You can chose to "hit" to draw another card (increasing your value), or "stand" to pass the turn to the next player. If they stand as well, you flip your cards and the winner is the one with the bigger number.

But there's a catch.

If your value ever becomes greater than "twenty-one", you automatically lose. If you happen to draw a value of twenty-one, you automatically win. This is a game of pure RNG, and without bluffing all you can do is decide how much you want to risk losing.

The idea is to bankrupt your opponent by winning a bunch of bets. I suggest always betting the highest number, as there is no reason why you wouldn't (in this game).

Um. . . you're at a party, and the party has died. So you suggest strip blackjack, and everyone's on board. And despite everyone winding up naked, nobody's bangin'.

So you plan to create some hentai fails miserably. ♥♥♥♥.

The user interface looks fine. I actually enjoyed it, and I don't recall anything that I'd complain about, in terms of appearance. On the other hand, there are no options (other than fullscreening). I had to use my Windows Volume Mixer to mute the game.

That is absolute BS and unacceptable.

- The Goods -
The models looked good, though far from my (personal) tastes. When viewing unlocked CGs in the gallery, they have no background (other than a single color), which I found jarring. Expect basic female nudity.

If you're bored and want to play a bunch of super quick, lightning rounds of what may or may not be blackjack, then I'd pick this game up. It's functional and easy to pick up. The gallery leaves something to be desired, but there are quite a bit of pictures to unlock.

- Words for the Devs -
Hi! I had mixed opinions about this game. I think that the CGs should have had some form of background, even if only a blurry backdrop (similar to what was seen during matches). A "settings" pane is a must-have. There ought to be a way for players to keep and use currency, perhaps to buy additional girls, stages, or even images in the gallery. This is great way to keep players hooked, even if only for another hour.

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FUCC DONALD DRUNK! May 13 @ 8:43pm 
"Hentai and blackjack. How two worlds intertwine."

Get laifu.
FUCC DONALD DRUNK! May 13 @ 8:42pm 
Dat Loser.
Kaeru Gaman Mar 30 @ 8:06am 
.. what I just played was blackjack. right.

Thank you for your reviews, dear Wombat. every now and then I buy a game you recommend.

perhaps you may like to mention that the music (despite no volume control) is quite good (at least professional) New Jazz.
btw, the background of the gallery is not just a single color, but very blurry background picture without perspective relation, what is a bit jarring, I agree.

best regards
the old frog
Sigma Mar 30 @ 1:28am 
What you described is blackjack, yes
DatWombat Mar 26 @ 11:19am 
If you ask me, it was bound to happen. I think "strip [insert card game]" would be be a viable premise for any "hentai" game.
Dave Noir Mar 26 @ 11:15am 
Hentai and blackjack. How two worlds intertwine.