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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.2 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: Mar 6, 2020 @ 6:07pm
Updated: Mar 6, 2020 @ 6:09pm

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
Yes, (F, FxM) sexual content.
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
Modding Support?
Patch Available?

Hentai Loot Box Simulator is a kind of a "choose your own adventure" game, where the goal is to make money and spend them on loot boxes.

Have you played Anime Girls Loot Box Simulator? If so, you've played this game too. The choices remain the same, but the art (and one background remain the same).

You do two things in the game, playing a minigame and buying/opening loot boxes. To earn currency, you must select one of four on-screen options. These can range from reasonable actions, such as flipping or a coin or exposing your genitalia. I sold my soul to the devil a few times, and I let people sleep on my legs (in exchange for money.) Some options will make you lose money, like "getting waisted". Yes, that's how it's spelled in-game.

This is one of those games that'll soak up all of your system resources, and (in my case) burning my legs because it insists on running up my (laptop's) thermals.

You're a girl with an addiction to loot boxes, and you'll do anything to get your hands on them.

The interface is serviceable, and the (only) background looks good. There is a distinct lack of visual variety to keep you entertained, and there are no illustrations beyond what is contained in the loot boxes. The gallery is awful, and you must navigate images one by one.

- The Goods -
Most of the artwork is good, but not great. It is uncensored, but lewd content is few and far between. Because the artwork is strange aspect ratios, it cannot be fullscreened. Expect female nudity and some male-on-female intercourse.

I had low expectations for this title, and I was still disappointed. I don't recommend this game, unless you want a few minutes of overpriced thrills.

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DatWombat Mar 8, 2020 @ 5:39pm 
I agree, three USD isn't much. It's a novel idea for a game, but compared to other "adult" titles at the three USD price point, I'd tell my Followers to use their pocket change to buy something else.
CamTheNinjaWolf Mar 8, 2020 @ 3:05am 
£2 is pretty much just random change in ur pocket, its a game that kills time if ur bored
DatWombat Mar 7, 2020 @ 4:29pm 
And it sucks , that's what. If one of my Followers has three USD, there's fistfuls of other games I'd rather they buy (or put a down payment on, hah).
CamTheNinjaWolf Mar 7, 2020 @ 10:40am 
its literally £2 so what xD