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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 4.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: Sep 29, 2020 @ 11:28pm
Updated: Sep 30, 2020 @ 4:10pm

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
(FxM, FxMxM) Sexual content.
Censorship?
No. Woot! Woot!
Hours of Gameplay
Forty-five minutes.
Modding Support?
No.
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.

My Breast Friend Sally My Breast Friend Sally is a lewd point-n'-clicker/visual novel about Sally, a lovely "moo girl", and her crush with her caretaker Jimmy.

Gameplay
Mash through text boxes and find hidden objects. While My Breast Friend Sally appears to be a non-linear game at first glance, the only player agency is the order at which events precede the protagonists' copulation. All over the worldmap and each explorable screen are hidden objects, including unlockbale cosmetics and sex-scenes — so mash that mouse button while you're at it. In the "Photobooth" mode, you can play "dress up" with the main character and all of the cosmetics you found.

To read the full length "Gameplay", check this review out on Wombat Trap (dot-com).

Story
Sally introduces herself as a "Moo Girl", a busty waifu bred for the express purpose of fulfilling a cow's duties but you know, be sexy too. She's half-human, and half-animal — which begs the question how she was bred in the first place. She has a crush on the farm owner's nephew, Jimmy. She wants to turn him into her very own man, and she eagerly awaits the day it's his turn to milk her. After she is pestered by Dash, big-buff stallion, the game is turned over the player.

To read the full length "Story", check this review out on Wombat Trap (dot-com).

Visuals
Though I deeply enjoyed Sally's spread on the titlescreen, I thought the main-menu looked a bit inappropriate — it looks like it belongs to some sort of mobile application. You can adjust audio and text preferences from the "Options" menu. The "About" section is rather a guide to the controls. You can dress-up an image of Sally from the "Photobooth", and view unlocked CGs from the "Gallery". The interface is hidden in the Gallery, and it can be hidden in-game at anytime.

- The Goods-
There are seven unlockable sex-scenes, and twenty-four base CGs. While most of the CGs are included in the sex-scenes, there are a number of bonus content that is either hidden or unlocked after beating the game. You can unlock up to twenty-five cosmetics for the Photobooth, where you can dress-up Sally with an array of kinky attires; however, there is only a single pose to play with in the Photobooth. The sexual content is focused on pet-play, milking, and enormous breasts. The artwork is ridiculously hot, and I absolutely loved the excess milk and fluids rendered as characters become slathered in milk (of both varieties!) My favorite character was Eva, because I like my breasts flat.

Verdict
I definitely recommend this game! There's tons of lewd content to see, and the artwork is simply mmph! However, there is a distinct lack of gameplay and storytelling; with that in mind, you are paying a premium for a premium gallery, with a teense bit of story connecting each image. If you're on the look-out for an engaging story, you'll by disappointed by the lack of playtime My Breast Friend Sally has to offer. You won't be disappointed by the artwork, however.


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8 Comments
EloyOn Oct 1, 2020 @ 8:50am 
I do have into account your reviews, specially the NO RECOMMENDED ones xDDDD Keep up the good work (I think you are the only curator I follow).
Joker Sep 30, 2020 @ 1:49pm 
I love you Wombat. You're my number one Curator. I even added you to friends I love you so much :dbzk_db7:
Courier Pretzel Sep 30, 2020 @ 1:04pm 
"to who reported my review"...

I swear, I don't get it. Your reviews seem to actually have a hate following somewhat! It never ceases to blow my mind how some people just live to be miserable ****s. Ah well. Keep up the great work dear Wombat. Regardless of my own opinions on any given game, I DO appreciate your reviews, their format, and the details you provide. Rock on yo.
DatWombat Sep 30, 2020 @ 11:49am 
dude , the game can be completed in 15 minutes. . .

I guess you could say this game is a. . . quickie? Eh? eh?

We all gotta make a living one way or another. . .

Thanks for the support. Living is hard. . . and now it sounds like I made an innuendo. Oops! I'm glad you don't agree with all of my work, it means you take my words with a grain of salt — and I approve of that.
DatWombat Sep 30, 2020 @ 11:43am 
Not only did you clearly not even play the game. . .

As other reviewers have mentioned, this is a short play. Additionally, you're making quite a bit of assumptions — it's important to note that playtime is not counted when you are offline, and that I am able to obtain games before they hit the Store. I will admit that when I posted my review, I didn't give the game as much of a looksy as I would have liked to, but that's something I usually do on a later date. I review games for a living, and I commonly provide a "first impression" before I share my essays, which require a great deal of editing.

— to who reported my review, Steam staff have sided with me once again. Woot.
Courier Pretzel Sep 30, 2020 @ 10:57am 
We all gotta make a living one way or another Dizzy. I rather enjoy Wombat's reviews and look to them first on lewd content games. I don't always agree with them, but they're usually very well done.
maximustrajan23 Sep 30, 2020 @ 8:55am 
dude , the game can be completed in 15 minutes.. chill out Dizzy lol maybe go rub one off or something
Dizzy Sep 30, 2020 @ 2:55am 
Not only did you clearly not even play the game as you have less than 20 min at time of review (as it clearly states 0.2 hours on record), your promoting the sale of a game you know almost nothing about besides what you have read of the store page while also stating you have a "full review incoming". You are simply self promoting your page in your own review. Not only is this review not helpful you are simply promoting the sale of of a Pateron comic dressed up as a game with no content.