Bowsette is a lewd beat-’em-up with Bowsette as the main character because uh. . . she’s hot I guess?

Beat-up baddies (or uh, get raped!) The goal of each level is to kill five enemies. Attacking enemies consists of stun-locking them by mashing the mouse button. The only time you’re ever in danger is if there are more than one enemy, and you’re surrounded. Thankfully, enemies have a tendency to get stuck on each other (they aren’t too bright).

There is no story (and I’m not making one up!) Considering this is a game centered on Bowsette, a gender-swapped Bowser I’d expect to have some form of story. I understand Nintendo’s property is copyrighted, but it’s not that hard to write a parody.

The titlescreen offers a clashing combination of visuals, and the premade animations don’t suggest “quality”. Audio and display preferences can be adjusted from “Option”. Alternatively, Display and graphical settings can be adjusted from the Unity preboot menu. The game looks okay, but it looks and feels like memeware. There is no gallery, and the user-interface can’t be hidden while viewing sex-scenes. Due to lack of camera control, it’s difficult to view sex-scenes.

- The Goods -
In Bowsette‘s current state, there are three sexual animations. Whenever you’re defeated, a sexual animation will play between Bowsette and whatever killed her. There’s bunnies, goblins and tentacle monsters — I like to see variety in my porn! As interesting as the sexy-time is, there isn't any progression, variations or interactivity. There’s also a clothes breaking mechanic, where damage causes Bowsette to lose her clothes. . . but it only seemed to work sometimes.

Wait for updates? I was sent a copy of this game two weeks before planned “early access”, so it’s not fair to tear into it (yet). However, Bowsette has a long way to go before it’ll worth a buy. At first, I didn’t think Bowsette was a serious game — I thought Synovia Game was a misguided developer sending me memeware (I don’t like memeware). After seeing the sexual content this game has to offer, I think it’s a grossly unrefined, honest effort. Maybe by the time Bowsette releases, it’ll be a worthwhile buy. I sincerely hope the lack of genitalia will be rectified before release. If I was Bowser Bowsette and I didn’t have my cloaca vaggie, I’d be pissed — not that I could piss anyway!


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[h1]At a Glance[/h1] [table] [tr] [td](Adult) Content[/td] [td](FxM) Sexual content.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Censorship?[/td] [td]No genitalia.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Hours of Gameplay[/td] [td]Fifteen munutes.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Modding Support?[/td] [td]No.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Patch Available?[/td] [td]No, not necessary.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [b]Bowsette[/b] is a lewd beat-’em-up with Bowsette as the main character because uh. . . she’s hot I guess? [h1]Gameplay[/h1] Beat-up baddies (or uh, [b]get raped![/b]) The goal of each level is to kill five enemies. Attacking enemies consists of stun-locking them by mashing the mouse button. The only time you’re ever in danger is if there are more than one enemy, and you’re surrounded. Thankfully, enemies have a tendency to get stuck on each other (they aren’t too bright). [h1]Story[/h1] There is no story (and I’m not making one up!) Considering this is a game centered on Bowsette, a gender-swapped Bowser I’d expect to have [i]some[/i] form of story. I understand Nintendo’s property is copyrighted, but it’s not that hard to write a parody. [h1]Visuals[/h1] The titlescreen offers a clashing combination of visuals, and the premade animations don’t suggest “quality”. Audio and display preferences can be adjusted from “Option”. Alternatively, Display and graphical settings can be adjusted from the Unity preboot menu. The game looks [i]okay,[/i] but it looks and feels like memeware. There is no gallery, and the user-interface can’t be hidden while viewing sex-scenes. Due to lack of camera control, it’s difficult to view sex-scenes. [b]- The Goods -[/b] In [b]Bowsette[/b]‘s current state, there are three sexual animations. Whenever you’re defeated, a sexual animation will play between Bowsette and whatever killed her. There’s bunnies, goblins and tentacle monsters — I like to see variety in my porn! As [i]interesting[/i] as the sexy-time is, there isn't any progression, variations or interactivity. There’s also a clothes breaking mechanic, where damage causes Bowsette to lose her clothes. . . but it only seemed to work [i]sometimes.[/i] [h1]Verdict[/h1] [i]Wait for updates?[/i] I was sent a copy of this game two weeks before planned “early access”, so it’s not fair to tear into it (yet). However, [b]Bowsette[/b] has a long way to go before it’ll worth a buy. At first, I didn’t think [b]Bowsette[/b] was a serious game — I thought Synovia Game was a misguided developer sending me memeware ([b]I don’t like memeware[/b]). After seeing the sexual content this game has to offer, I think it’s a grossly unrefined, honest effort. Maybe by the time [b]Bowsette[/b] releases, it’ll be a worthwhile buy. I sincerely hope the lack of genitalia will be rectified before release. If I was [strike]Bowser[/strike] Bowsette and I didn’t have my [strike]cloaca[/strike] vaggie, I’d be pissed — not that I could piss anyway! [table][tr][td][url=https://wombattrap.com/review/bowsette/]To read the full-length review, click here![/url][/td][/tr][/table] [h1]Support the Wombat[/h1] [b]<3[/b] Follow the [b]Wombat Trap Curator[/b] page for more reviews! [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/36272124-Wombat-Trap/]Click here![/url] [b]<3[/b] Join the [b]Wombat Trap Group[/b] to stay up to date on propaganda! [url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/wombattrap]Click here![/url] [b]<3[/b] Sell your soul to me with [b]Patreon[/b] to keep me alive! [url=https://www.patreon.com/datwombat]Click here![/url]