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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 2.5 hrs on record
Posted: Jul 22, 2020 @ 12:40am
Updated: Jul 22, 2020 @ 12:40am

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
(FxM) Sexual content.
Mosaic'd genitalia.
Hours of Gameplay
Three or four hours.
Modding Support?
Patch Available?
No, not necessary.

Paladin Lias is a lewd RPG about a not-so-innocent paladin that must cough up her goodies to save her church.

A basic RPG with time management elements. You go from place-to-place taking up jobs (with lewd consequences) and fighting baddies along the way. The goal of the game is to raise money, and there are a wide variety of means to do so, from prostitution, servitude and good ol' fashion grinding.

Lias, a devout member of the church is tasked with raising one million dollars (or erm, "alms") to regain possession of the Prophecy Stone, an important rock of the church's. She must raise the funds through whatever means necessary — whether she likes it or not, raising the money means somebody's mittens are going to go where she doesn't want them to be.

To read the full length "Story", check this review out on Wombat Trap (dot-com).

Talk about stock titlescreens — the main menu is an unmodified RPGMaker screen. From "Options", you may adjust audio and gameplay preferences. To fullscreen the application, press the "F4" key. There is an in-game gallery, situated directly left to the church. CGs are overlayed on the screen without a background, which I find distracting. The user-interface cannot be hidden when viewing CGs.

There are little original sprites; RPGMaker defaults appear to be have been used to render the majority of the game.

- The Goods-
There are a variety of juicy CGs with light slideshow animation to see. Lias, the protagonist oozes with drool and love juices with the slightest touch. She finds herself abused left and right, seldom consenting to sexual advances. Overall, the artwork is great, but marred by censorship and the lack of proper backgrounds. Additionally, the CGs are somewhat inconsistent. Characters are drawn in different styles; this is most painfully obvious when displayed side-by-side. Expect male-on-female sexual intercourse.

Wait for a sale. Given the art and playtime, I don't doubt this game is worth full price; however, given the meaningful gameplay and overall flaws, I'd keep this game on your "Wishlist" until further notice. I enjoyed the artwork and overall themes, but it's important to note that the content of this game is censored. With that in mind, if you don't like pixelated wieners, take your money somewhere else.

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