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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.2 hrs on record
Posted: Apr 4, 2020 @ 11:32am
Updated: Apr 4, 2020 @ 11:49am

At a Glance
(Adult) Content
Yes, (F) nudity.
No. Wo-o-o.
Hours of Gameplay
Fifteen minutes.
Modding Support?
Patch Available?

Captain Fly and Sexy Girls at the Night Club is a game where you collect poop to gain x-ray vision. You heard me.

You're a fly, and you have to power to fly up, down, and side-to-side. The goal is to find and collect piles o' poop. Every five poopies and you gain a temporary "super vision", which allow you to see through ladies' clothes. How long you can fly is limited by a hunger meter, which can be replenished by consuming food. If the hunger gauge runs dry, you die.

I imagine that the patrons of the Night Club are the same characters from all of the "Hentai" games I've played on Steam. They're blowin' your wasted money in the 'Club, because you supported poor development practices.

Not me of course, I have to buy those games for research purposes.

But what kind of club has avocados layin' around and fecal matter plastered on the dance floor and furniture? Clearly, it doesn't bother the patrons. . . maybe, it's a metaphor. A metaphor for what kind of games they are involved in.

Or maybe their have a certain socially frowned upon fetish. Just sayin'.

The user-interface was fine, but it could have used some refinement here and there. The visuals were brimming with asset flips, every girl one I'd seen from a dozen other titles.

- The Goods -
There's basic, poor anime girl nudity. Unless you're turned on by. . . pristine piles o' poop, I don't think there's anythin' saucy to be had in this title.

I strongly disrecommend this game. The gameplay is tedious and goodies non-existent.

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