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(Lords and Ladies)
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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"Once they go up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department."
-- Werner von Braun
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I have no right, by anything I do or say, to demean a human being in his
own eyes. What matters is not what I think of him; it is what he thinks
of himself. To undermine a man's self-respect is a sin.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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You can't cheat an honest man. Never give a sucker an even break or
smarten up a chump.
-- W.C. Fields
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Brian: You recently returned from the Philippines. Where you made love to two Filipino women. And a man.
Quagmire: You mean THREE Filipino women. [pauses]
Quagmire: Ahhhhhhh!
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