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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2020 @ 9:12am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2021 @ 5:11am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked Jan 9, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2021 @ 5:11am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2021 @ 7:07am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked Aug 9, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2020 @ 10:35am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2021 @ 10:32am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2021 @ 5:30am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2021 @ 5:23am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2021 @ 7:03am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked Dec 26, 2020 @ 10:18am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked Jul 17, 2021 @ 5:12am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Dec 27, 2020 @ 11:33am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked Feb 26, 2021 @ 4:59am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2020 @ 5:01am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2020 @ 4:06am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2020 @ 3:59pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked Dec 25, 2020 @ 7:40am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2020 @ 4:59pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2020 @ 4:36am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2021 @ 3:18am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2021 @ 8:51am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked Mar 13, 2021 @ 4:11am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 8:04am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked Dec 26, 2020 @ 4:30pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:15am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked Jan 15, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked Nov 7, 2021 @ 4:28am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!