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Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 12:50am

Cael Oddi Fy Tir

Play as Daffyd for the first time.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 12:58am

Comm Plete Wy Als Lev Al

Complete Wales.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 12:53am

Prison Rules Apply

Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 12:58am

wot u lookin at

Play as Darren for the first time.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 1:02am

Hello, my name is Kenneth.

Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 1:06am

Big Deal

Complete Swindon.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 1:06am

Tally Ho!

Play as David for the first time.
Unlocked Jun 26, 2017 @ 12:49am

Twiddling the Bits

Visit the options screen.

Taking it From Behind

Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.

The Ex-Wife

Crash into the lake when the body is floating.

Something from the Salad Bar

Get sliced by the harvester.


Listen to entire rap.

Mindless Destruction

Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.

A Flaw in the System

Learn the Lidl safe combination.

Once For Each Year

Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.

ReElection Special

Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.

Total Clock Up

Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.

Turn an Eye Blind

Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.

Thamesting Fate

Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.

Great Traffic Adventure

Complete the Game.

Jimmy Carr's Accountant

Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.

Who Are These Guys!?

In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.

Splat the Rat

You splat the rat.

Communist Leanings.

Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.

Know Your Enemy

Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.


Listen to all the radio stations.


If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work

Beyond the Possible

Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.

Practice Makes Perfect

Complete London without dying.

Search and Destroy

Destroy the first piece of evidence.

Seek and Eliminate

Destroy the second piece of evidence.

Hunt and Kill

Destroy the third piece of evidence.

Uncover and Cover Up

Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.

Locate and Ruin

Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.

Find and F*** Up

Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.

Sorry, Went For a Cuppa

Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?

Now Then, Where Were We?

Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.

That Can't Be Right

Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.

Oh I Give Up

All this counting is boring.