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1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
30.1 hrs on record (25.9 hrs at review time)
awful difficulty scaling aside, this game is better than the original risk of rain in every way.

but hopoo please give artificer a break she needs to stop being a bad character
Posted November 25, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
36.0 hrs on record (22.5 hrs at review time)
not sure how they did it, but they made a better RE4. wow
Posted September 10, 2023. Last edited September 10, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
10.4 hrs on record
who knew a survival horror game about space lesbians would be so depressing?

another reason why its such a good time to be a survival horror fan rn
10/10
Posted February 22, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
18.5 hrs on record (13.8 hrs at review time)
literally the best survival horror game man has ever conceived.
Posted October 10, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
Recommended
118.3 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
act 3 is named godfist suicide. how does this game go this hard
Posted August 16, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
Recommended
25.4 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
i got heavenly bustered and screamed at the top of my lungs please help me
Posted June 18, 2022.
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39 people found this review helpful
21 people found this review funny
Recommended
182.4 hrs on record (22.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
started a nudist cult with my medical officer and engineer and beat our captain with stun batons at random
accidentally blew up reactor with a frag grenade
10/10
Posted May 11, 2022.
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Recommended
110.9 hrs on record (67.9 hrs at review time)
spent 2 hours grinding wave 100 simulacrum and i died to being outside of the cell

bring back temple of the elders
Posted March 30, 2022. Last edited March 30, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
Recommended
153.0 hrs on record (57.2 hrs at review time)
the winter and december updates have put this game in an INFINITELY (hehe) better place than it was a year ago. while it definitely still has some issues (kinda small weapon pool, store bundles being overpriced again, etc) it's on track to becoming a very solid halo game. 343 please keep dropping banger updates
Posted November 24, 2021. Last edited December 7, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
Recommended
21.7 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
One of the best fighting games to come out in a long time
29 super unique characters, godtier soundtrack, VERY fun gameplay
Wait for a sale, it's like $10 then

#BringBackKI
Posted April 14, 2021. Last edited May 8, 2021.
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