Jonathan   Washington, United States
Greetings citizens of Earth, I am one of an elite group of exhaustively trained and genetically modified warrior chickens. Years ago my people warred against another group of infidel chickens who believed the egg came before the chicken, then I was bred. I am the super, ninja, pirate, samrai, knight, viking, giant, transforming, troll, sacred, demi-god, flying, dapper, cowboy, vampire, fire breathing, laser eyed, robot, snowboarding, jedi, tiny, mad scientist, spider, wizard, explosive, psycic, unicorn, zombie, mutant, dubstep DJ, alien, were-chicken, king. Now we are here to conquer your planet...

Right after I finish playing Rocket League.
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