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Unlocked Dec 21, 2014 @ 1:11am

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2015 @ 12:27pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked Oct 14, 2015 @ 10:21am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.



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Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.

Achievement

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Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.

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It is impossible to get this achievement.