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jesus chill the fuck out
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Hex: HeroIsh Jul 5 @ 12:48pm 
This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified privileged Nazi-Communist slave owner terrorist lesbian.
Girl Jun 18 @ 4:37pm 
He said he could train me but when I did meet up with him he said ''haha you are a hopeless case, you should get off mordhau already.'' With tears in my eyes I start to run but he follows me and mauls me to death.. ''finally that f'cking peasant Girl is dead'' I watch him slaughter a bunch of dwarves as he burn down their villages. He steals bread from poor peasants and throw their carrots into the river. When he's done he makes out with someone he claims to dislike, now I see why. He doesn't hate that guy.. he loves him.
Girl Jun 18 @ 4:36pm 
This guy molested my pet duck; it suffered 'internal bruising' after he'd been left alone with it for only 10 min.


Don't trust him, especially not around ducks.
Girl Jun 18 @ 4:36pm 
Went to his house, sat down and watched Spongebob.
20 minutes in and he hands me a drink.
I drink it and think nothing of it.
Get really sleepy and want to go home about 5 minutes later.
He grabs me and drags me upstairs.
I can't move.
Last thing I remember is being thrown on a bed.
Woke up next day not being able to walk properly.

8/10 Spongebob was good.
+rep would go again
PL.ACOG Jun 7, 2020 @ 5:47am 
+rep good player
De_Kayd Jun 7, 2020 @ 5:29am 
+rep