Ivan   Russian Federation
You'd find that Lady Luck was really a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash.

The shadows rushed me, bruised mug-shot faces hungry for revenge. They knew my weak spots and closed in for the kill. I fell.

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Ossie May 4 @ 6:43pm 
Find the girl gamer:

- Can't do it? That's because, they don't exist. Copy and paste this as your status if you don't support girl gamers.
Ossie Mar 11 @ 3:10pm 
RIP, I thought I was having a nightmare when I heard, hard to believe you're really gone, you were a good friend
Zuzi Feb 6, 2018 @ 4:51am 
Trade Your CS:GO Cases For Keys! 4 Cases = 1 key! {LINK REMOVED}
Ossie Sep 5, 2017 @ 3:51pm 
How do you get hired at google?
I'm only 13 but I'm actually a programming prodigy. I made a perfect (and better) replication of the classic tic-tac-toe game and even made my own website. I'm kind of a big deal. I believe I currently am at the same level of a computer science graduate with 1-2 years of experience, with much more room and potential for growth. So basically I'll refuse to work anywhere but google. Maybe Amazon if google doesn't pay enough. Microsoft is full of money-grubbers and small companies are out of the question. No way am I meddling with small fry. So how do you get hired at google? Where do I bring my resume to get hired, who do I talk to.
Ossie Aug 16, 2017 @ 7:23pm 
Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay
Ossie Aug 16, 2017 @ 7:23pm 
Say what you want. Cakes are for children, pies are for grown ups.

If I wanted 4 tons of sugar piled on some dry ♥♥♥ bread. I'd go grab a baguette and pixie sticks and decorate that ♥♥♥♥ till it was fabulous. The better a cake looks, the less tasty it is. Whereas a pie is always delicious. And don't even get me started on the majesty that is crust. Crust with that little bit of sauce from the inside of the pie. Oh sweet Jesus.

See you thought you were going to come in here and start giving me ♥♥♥♥ about why cakes are so much better but what you didn't realize is you walked into WWII holding a dry sugary ♥♥♥♥♥ of a dessert.

Cakes always have been and always will be a dessert for spoiled kids with an addiction to sugar. Thats why they serve it at children's birthday parties. You know what they serve at adults birthday parties? Alcohol and steak because real adults don't need their food to be coated with sugar to taste good.