The Incredible Mr. Wiznipples is truly a prince amongst men, and women for that matter, and they all agree that he is quite possibly the highest pinnacle to which humanity can ever hope to aspire in form, thought and deed. Swordsman, bon vivant, polymath - these are just some of the words he knows how to spell. Rumours that he personally ended World War II, the British slave trade and that he single-handedly pulled down the Berlin Wall with a pickaxe are entirely true, but he doesn't like to talk about them. He is currently living in a cardboard box under the rings of Saturn.