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How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex?

TLDR; My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward.

I really love my husband and he’s always been great in bed. But recently he’s been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Goblin Mode’. We didn’t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave.

And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

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this guy cheats in STAR WARS Jedi: Fallen Order™ don't not trust him.

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How do I get my sister to stop hitting me in the balls? My (14) sister (15) keeps hitting me in the balls. She has always been mean but lately she will go out of her way to hurt my balls whenever she gets the chance. I told my mom about it a few weeks ago but we don't get along very well so she didn't really do anything to help. my dad isn't around anymore either.

Ive told her to stop many times but she laughs and takes it as a joke. I've tried hitting her in the privates and it looked like it hurt a bit, but it wasn't worth the kick in the balls I got after and it didn't stop her from doing it. I don't know what to do?

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Every team consists of 5 people:
1. You
2. Russian Guy
3. Another Russian Guy
4. Russian Guy who speaks English
5. A 6 year old kid who slept with your mother

11/10, delivers too much salt and ketamine, not enough cocaine. Would love to take another dose of salt and punch my little brother.

What can I say about Jani? Websters dictionary defines Jani as a- i think it goes without saying that without sounding like a broken record: he's like dark souls crossed with- best thing since sliced bread! And while the graphics aren't very good, the experience really does feel like you ARE spider-man.

Wasp stings don’t usually kill you. However, the only reason a wasp doesn’t kill you is because it can’t. If it could, it would.

“They’re just territorial!” So am I. Turns out, I am the more dangerous territorial animal, which makes this my territory. It can either leave, or die.

“They’re incredibly important and useful!” So is a neurosurgeon. If one walked into my backyard and started poking me with a needle angrily, I’d rock their ♥♥♥♥, too.

“They’re just little animals living their life.” Me too, homie. And part of the human life experience is running the fades of anything that attacks us.

“The chemicals on your skin confuse it!” See the earlier neurosurgeon example. I don’t care if I’m wearing Eau De Fightclub #7, you attack me, it’s on.

I offer the same rule to all animals, big or small: You wanna hang out near me, cool. You enter my home or attack me, you die. I don’t care if you’re a person, a spider, or two flies in a coat.

Like any woman, a pigeon needs to be in a relaxed and receptive mood before you can successfully have sex with it. If you do not make sure of this, you will end up covered in scratches and peck marks in locations that will be hard to explain.

Why do you smell like ugly?

Hello fellow Vol. Just reporting in that i have respectfully rejected 20 advances made by single christian mothers. Regards, Scamp Volcel

This guy nice guy. Taught me how to milk my first cow behind a dumpster while blindfolded. Got so much milk but it went off as soon as i got home :(

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to become a shepparton you must eat concrete mixer for breakfast

teach me how to be brown

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Yo I trade my pudge arcana for any 10 Dota2 loading screens - if you want send me trade offer, I will accept

Hey, I can give my Fiery Soul of the Slayer Lina arcana for all of your dota 2 loading screens (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

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please people stop with the spam posts

What up scrubs, shaddy slim in tha house!

why do you all want to trade huh?? want to scam me.... not going to work you idiot twelvies

also people dont click the links :)

nah scrubs

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Merry Christmas Bruh